nuisance boy

im swim and no sequence of words i say represent;s a coherent thought at all

[bunchashapes]

[crawfishcomic]

Recruitment

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[cannibalchicken]

[shrikeofficial]

FINISHED!!!

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[funstyle]

my bitch so bad i had to put her in time out

[beandh]

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[3000s]

i want a chicken sandwich from wawa

[3000s]

(old person voice) from wawa's

[feastofsnakes]

I was your hurricane rider and the woman you'd call we were just two moonshiners on the cusp of a breath and I've been burning for you baby since the minute you left

[spiderbasil]

you start to understand why they invented the bed

[venusaurphobia]

In lieu of gifts the bride and groom have requested a great reckoning

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[vintagewildlife]

Common wonder gecko (Teratoscincus scincus) By: Oleg Belyalov From: Realms of the Russian Bear 1992

[cloudabserk]

little linless grace doodle