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I just realized that you can't see any links unless you go to the blog proper like so ig that's why ppl make pinned posts that way lol
My prev pinned post, Smilk Analysis that's 32+ Pages lol
Smilk & Pv Animatic
Waffled Au Premise
Waffled Timeline
Somethin I've found quite silly about all the trans Jax I've been seeing is that so often the only change they give em is just a shirt, it feels like when you give a child stripes to indicate they're a child, Jax is a woman if she's wearing a shirt and detransitions if she dares take it off lmao
a lil detail I noticed that who knows how impactful it is, could be entirely pointless and overlooked by devsis, but i still find really neat
smilk's hair gradient changes between all of his forms, fount the most dark, sage middle and smilk the least; and ofc the eyes showin up on smilk whilst the other two forms doesnt have it is a big difference too
but at least for these puppet forms of smilk & sage they both have the base color of the blue w black as the hatched gradient, which for me i would describe sage has dark hair that gets lighter vs smilk who has blue hair w a patch of dark (not including the eye part)
not only that the eye part is also just hatched in black, it isnt like the shirt & arms where its base color is black, its base color is blue w the black scribbled on
i just found it neat that, if it has as much importance as at least i view it to be for smilk, that he still feels as if he has blue hair throughout his entire life, is a thought that i'm chewin on not literally im not eating the cookie lmao
Am I allowed to bring back this post since I've been thinkin about it /lh
I have legitimately no idea if I've asked this before so I'm hoping I haven't
Does anyone know what that editing style was called back a few years ago(?) where you put a character in a buncha sparklies and the editing was usually super fast flipping through a bunch of generic effects and I remember very clearly that it involved the picture being on a cube so it kinda vaguely looked like you just had a d6 of your blorbo-- no one knows what I'm talking about when I mention it but for the life of me I cannot find that fuckin cube lmao
Can I ask if anyone's done anything pv and eldritch horror smilk yet I need him to be entirely undeterred by the crashout pls n ty lol
I did not enjoy goin from "is he tough enough to survive the stab" to "oh no is it narratively inevitable he's gonna die"-- I need him to live so badly it's not even funny
I need someone who follows crob lore to tell me how likely she is that timekeeper will let smilk live D:
Is she known as someone who asks questions second ;-;
I've finally been made aware of something that's made me open the game again
How do I get that pv/smilk statue someone tell me I beg lol
I cannot find it anywhere 😭
I'm not touching any story I've already gotten anyurisms to the enchantress content I've seen through osmosis I just want that statue and I'm dipping again
YouTube has made me aware of the first milk cookie situation but it's given me a question that idk if it's been answered in game since I've not opened the game
Ef says at the start that once the beasts were imprisoned that's when the witches divided the souljams, but if the witches are dead at the time then who was responsible for it?
It's nagging in my brain that maybe I just forgot it was salt/efs doing alongside the trapping them thing but I don't remember and I don't wanna scour for somethin idek if it exists lol
Ik it's been a hot second since I've been on here but I'd like you to know that even though I quit crk after the last livepost I did I still have the smilk brainrot, just like, btw xp
I've been tryin to figure out how to put him (and the rest of the polycule tbh lol) into my own story w/o bein killed for plagiarism but I'm struggling, I'm definitively going to have my door broken through if I actually commit to it but I just wanna be able to have my guys not in the hands of the madmen lmao
How do I paste them in, wipe off the serial numbers and not get shot in the head lol
Honestly the hardest part of theorizing up the rewrite before even thinkin of writin any words on pages is tryin to figure out how to keep salt an antagonist lmao
Every motive I can think of him havin always leads to apathy which means a way better role for him would be as an obstacle rather than a hindrance but I think if I took the (irrational and non consequence driven) anger out of him it'll be too divergent lol
This isn't a commitment of any kind so don't take it as one but would anyone want me to make a salt/lily beast yeast chap rewrite because I'm so egotistical I think I can write both a better story, conclusion, characterization, follow through, logic and lesson than what they did? /lh (though prob not dialogue lmao I'm bad at that xd)
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sure go for it I'd read it
no, canon is canon you can't write anything better
I couldn't care less rdm stranger
I'd retain points that seems like they're immutable, salt should imprison the beasts, salts downfall is due to his own negligence, salt views lily as a beast, enchantress should be involved, salt redemption-- stuff like that-- but I'd like to tidy up everything else around the points so that the story is like, not as dogshit (or at the very least a story I wouldn't think is comparatively as dogshit xd)
im genuinely not at all emotionally or mentally ready for this chap, i saw an enchantress and i was reminded about smilk shit i am *not* prepared
physically though i am ive got way more than enough stmaina jellies lol
on ep 12 i think? immense disappointment so far but its not over yet
pv pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee save lily from bad storyyyyyyyyyy i beggggggggg its almost like lily does have a moral framework thats incompativle w enchantress or somethin pleaeeeeeeeeeeeeeease xd
pv they just died lmao
im gonna fall apart w so much whiplash-- every time they bring enchantress up its horrific and bad and the moment they step away its good again-- a gravel road isnt as bumpy as this experience lmao
enchantress is a feckin curse on storytelling lmao
gang you almost drowned-- you took inappropriate times for sentiments from pv huh? xddd
salt apparently wouldve lost at the last hurdle of his own test lol
shakin my prison barsssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thats not very freedom of you lol
cookie revealed from helmet and she only blinks w one eye huh
oh no not pink diamond/pearl shit again oh nooooooooo /lh
its startin to become my favorite thing about this story though of just how little anyone talks to one another and how thatd solve pretty much every single one of salt and his peoples problems lmao
they for once actually made it hard to hear but i think she's luring salt so that lady steps down? maybe?
if this is meant to be a graveyard then a giant hole is a pretty bad place to make individual graves lol
i didnt think you were gonna at all anyways lol
pv did what now? was that the tutorial? or somethin else? cause i genuinely forgor lol
if its the tutorial thats hilarious though, they're actively pointin out one of if not the biggest plot hole of the entire story lol
alrighty nvm i missed the word 'cellar' when she spoke, prob intentional, but it still worked xd
wait no oh shit no nvm-- not pearl, its spinel lmao-- girlie was told to stay in one place forever where she couldnt possibly have met anyone else waitin desperately for her person to come back
i corrected myself dw gang xd
theres not a lotta episodes left to resolve enchantress, salt, awakenin & potentially smilk-- so uh, wish ya luck lol
dude has wandered the desert of his land for who knows how long and didnt even bother to check everywhere lmao
we have a very different definition of "lord commander" then lmao
this feels like projection sir
do you, care that strongly, about them? ight lol
i already forgot if he recognized lily as the souljam holder-- but if he didnt lmao
your motives allude me sir
"he did WHAT now!?" xddd
and not once has it not been partially or completely your fault honestly lmao
??? my ability to understand fischl-speak is waning here-- i am not following your perception of events??
i feel so out of the loop what is bein yapped about lmao
hey now that i understand, you think theres a 'completion' to this, an idea that there is an endgoal, when this should in theory live forever as long as sentience exists-- so yeah more faults in his logic noticed lol
what is your perspective on all of this????? where did you get this knowledge???? xdddd
also story is bein ruined again the moment enchantress is mentioned suddenly shit becomes worse xccc
??? you want to kill your friends?????? salt what the fuck is up w you lmao
lol
?????????????????????? salt has genuinely gone mad like i do not know how else to explain this shit lmao-- ofc yk the witches exist??????? and apparently you somehow have lily knowledge???????? so yk the witches???? huh???? xddd
bestie youre gonna give me an aneurysm this doesnt disprove the witches existance and creation, them abandonin you doesnt mean they were never real xdddd
now thats awfully confidently said from someone whos been speakin gibberish lmao
nooo?????? they didnt?????? the closest bein destruction ig mby? but like-- theres cookies who were from the times of virtue who are still alive and kickin today-- theyve not dead????? salt im gonna have a heart atatck xd
oh shit one more reblog lol
salt is givin me an anyruysm he needs to be sent to an old patient hospital-- but whatever we're on ep 20 or somethin idfk lol
her WHAT NOW???!?!!?!?!?
also SHE'S WEARING GLOVES?????????
im becoming as mad as them lmao
why is omniscience just a feature of these people lmao
oh hi sloth
is lily just gonna punch them all in the face? xd
id love to see how theyre gonna argue the cookie who has cared the most forever and always to the point of never bein able to forgive herself ever is gonna ba apathetic-- oh wait, theyre gonna bring enchantress back up huh? even if they do it still wont work enchantress is many things that lily is not but what they do have in common is that enchantress also very much cares about bein a piece of shit lol
thats??? her response was refusal???? she recognized the human-- the cookieanity in themselves, that they're worth in a life beyond just merely bein eaten??? if she hadn't had fallen she wouldnt have just slumped in a corner, she'd almost certainly try to protest the witches or perhaps set up some sorta rescue to get cookies out from the oven-- she was absolutely not apathetic lmao
mans just lyin and also omniscient again lol
i do wanna say i am enjoyin the friendship is magic moment though, lily bein twilight sparkle lol-- but still, didnt have to do it this way xd
tell that to his sunset skin, they forgot this feature of his char there lol
i wonder how theyre gonna just lie about things again-- but this time i suspect enchantress will more likely be mentioned, since she doesnt value the lives of cookies at all lol
????? who said that was anyones goal here????? like your own or lilys or anyones?????? i mean maybe enchantress if we pretend her "debut" was consistent across her appearances (it isnt lol) where shed like to beat up the witches-- but the cookies have always been lily's priority, and it does not necessitate whatsoever that she stronger than them? i mean ig she's currently askin to learn a spell from them but that would at MOST make her on par w them, not stronger, so yeah-- huh?? xd
i dont get to screenshot that apparently
recluse moment?? xd
theres no way this is actually him lol-- like not even for a little bit do i believe it to be him xd
sigh, are they talkin enchantress again?
cause lily didnt make a choice-- she tripped and then woke up ages later, not a lot of 'choice' there
nvm not enchantress cause if it was she wouldnt have been allowed to keep her brain lesgoooooo girlie be smart <3
salt get your act together cause im not likin you rn and i dont want you to be worse than sbice lmao
...? you dont know what the souljams are? wild lmao
tbf tho why are they here lol
(in presumably not a literal sense but still lol)
resolution mboy <3
bestie really just wants to be full of hate huh lol
oh wait no nvm he was sayin other things
firstly i dont think thats true lol i think souljam spoke to her in the very very first ep of beast yeast
but also secondly youve not provided a lesson for her to learn, she does in general have to learn to forgive herself but that honestly has nothin to do w salt lol
youve mostly just given her an info dump and then she's done little else besides survive all the shit you set up and didnt bother cleaning up at all-- like what, how is she supposed to learn a lesson about solidarity when you break the floor from under her? xd
though tbf gheese wasnt provided a lesson either lol
either either way he's bein a negative nancy xc
have you just been combin through her memories ig? it doesnt help illuminate your motives whatsoever at all, cause why are you just doin that? xd
stop talkin about enchantress i swear to fuck im gonna stab salt lmao
oh, oh, i know the answer to this one! its because enchantress is actively putting the cookies in danger, and stoppin enchantress from plungin the world into a tyrannical darkness is a direct contributor to freedom!
...
oh was i not supposed to say that? darn
oh well, its almost like lily's motives are consistently in the hands of others or somethin, but ig we gotta question that
unless lily wants to keep her brain? :3
tbf she only learnt of that path like, within the hour, so give her some slack lol
i think its 2 actually, maybe 3 if ya wanna be pedantic about it
her first is what happened to the school, the second is goin to the banquet and third again if ya wanna be pedantic is fuckin off and not tellin her friends where she's off to
i think the rest of her life was probably fine lol
why isnt that 'you' in orange?? cause lily certainly hasnt done any of those things lmao
lily has since the moment she popped out of the coma wanted to help others lol
how many times do i need to repeat myself lol
says the one who forgot what forgiveness was about in his own chap lmao
anyways, forgiveness isnt a requirement of freedom-- in fact it usually exists despite it, as freedom often includes the rejection of others thoughts, youre free to be a giant twat and have the world hate you lol
sigh
no she''s been doin the opposite, she very much believes she's enchantress when she shouldnt-- have we forgotten all the dialogue we've given her? like this is the main issue w enchantress whenever she's involved in lily stories is because lily thinks enchantress' actions are her own directly? lmao
charcoal gonna be the only reason i come out of this alive lmao
im gonna kill him
oh i like hate you so bad
sigh
and here i dared to at least hope that i wouldve liked salt's chap cause it involved my fave ancient
im the fool here i suppose
idfk ep 27 or somethin, this is becoming garbage .-.
youve chosen to be a twat since the moment you were baked salt .-.
if only you actually practiced that w your friends at all .-.
im tired
can you tell this sucks lol
the only part of your sentiment that is untrue is that everyone cant do their destiny all simultaneously, cause some are incompatible-- if i wanted to kill you then you cant do a lot of living and have us both happy-- but thats like it, the genocide of his own people were technically a free choice made by the 4 of them, they chose to do that
when they commited genocide they chose to do that, they used their own freedom to kill others-- sry salt lol
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt
im so tired
im gonna have a genuine non exaggerated headache this is becoming unbearable
who are you to say what the meaning of life is? i mean thats kinda a portion of sugars chap, that technically things arent terrible there, and i cant agree w the idea that someone wantin a chill life w few pains is somehow a meaningless life-- just because you need thrills in your life to feel like your life means anythin does not mean thats universal-- and the idea that you think a feeling is universal is the biggest argument against freedom youve made so far .-.
i wonder if anyone will figure out that ^ that is the problem, that brushin the problem under the rug doesnt solve the root issue-- like, yk, talkin things out and actually exercising solidarity lol
... how literal is that? cause ouch if it is literal
i think i might have a better time if i tried to drink 20 bottles of vodka than listen to this at this point
btw the reason why im continuing is exclusively because ik lily ascends through this, so im hopin that she goes 'no ur wrong lul' cause thats the literal only thread left of my sanity here xd
oh woo the others are here .-.
like i can barely muster to bother
get this over with please
im gonna die xd
her "nature" is helpin others, savin others, protectin others-- she has always wanted the independence of other cookies, that is incompatible w everythin enchantress spews out, she believes in none of that shit
eugh
at least this is a testament to my own resolution xd
i mean the aesthetic is neat even though this is the worst possible thing
i dont like that she has some of her brain left after this fusion cause the fusion is bad in every conceivable manner .-.
who's speakin here when you say 'my'? is it lily who believes in the freedom & independance of cookies or enchantress who believes that cookies are worthless and wants to destroy the world so she can subjugate its ashes? cause they cant both be true, there is no middle ground here, they cannot compromise those ideas
idk what i couldve done to be prepared for this story-- i didnt realize it was possible to be so draining xd
someone feckin remembers her feckin motive i am so TIRED
i didnt realize i shouldve taken a screenshot-- no i think its definitively shattered lmao
idk what betrayal your referrin to cause again lily has done nothin be seek repentance for her mistakes, none of which are in any way betrayals as that requires intent that lily simply never had, but go girl go get lilys brain in workin order
if only i had the energy to source everthin in the same way i did w the big smilk post, cause i sure would *love* to see which one of the many sources i could bring up youre sympathisin w-- what part of destroy the world and rule its ashes where you connectin w, hm?
like unironically, genuinely my chest hurts cause of this experience, its actually painful lmao
tbf i dont recall ever tryin, but i dont think cookies are very flamamble, they'd be pretty shitty when baked if they were likely to act as fuel lol
i mean it was nice to hope of the possibility of lily chap bein good
youre an ancient so i think you are, but alrighty lol
cause i could be desperate and cling onto these lucid moments and go 'well its not *that* bad' but if there are big highs and abyss sized lows then i dont think i can justify this story bein above a C, could i?
....?
lets just rewind juuust a sec
yeah thats what i thought, in the same dialogue even you contradict yourself lmao-- do you or do you not believe you alone can guide cookiekind to true freedom? xd
oh we're awakening right now? really?
lovely
dogshit, how fun
silence isnt destined youre just a whiny bitch lmao
dude you already tried that once and recognized it was pointless get your shit together
oh no you have your facts wrong-- at least some of them
there are mutliple witches! the light ones that made you, and the green nosed ones that we're more familiar w in the present-- the light ones seemed to actually care about yalls existance and didnt make you guys to be eaten, but the latter group did
glad to have cleared that up! eughghghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i think this detail alone is whats gonna make me quit crk for good unless some update really fuckin promises to fix this garbage
god i hate enchantress so much its unbelievable
oh fuck you and your revisionist ass, youve been doin nothin but whine about how silence is inevitable and nothin can solve shit and you didnt even fuckin bother to check on your fallen brethren as you left your grounds to rot under the ashes you didnt even have the honor to bury-- youve not waited for anythin except the heatdeath of the universe where you could smugly proclaim your silence to have always been true
im so TIRED
youve betrayed no one, cause to have betrayed it requires solidarity
yeah no worst timeline moment this is ass
good luck earnin my good graces back at least
i dont wanna make another reblog, just follow along to the best of your ability
he's doin it again, self projectin his loathing .-.
no you willingly chose to not talk to any of your friends and branded them evil for actions you couldnt possibly know to judge
youre the only one who seems to hold a grudge, youre the only one whos unpeaceful-- it also sounds to me youre the reason why they're spirits at all, cause ya put the silence whatever on them, you made them live here forever afaict
oh shit really it was all projection and they didnt actually hate you? who couldve predicted thisssssssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what 'coming battle' are you on about lmao
and thats it-- yeah im done, unless lily wants to clean her mess up thats it for me, this was-- really bad
im genuinely not at all emotionally or mentally ready for this chap, i saw an enchantress and i was reminded about smilk shit i am *not* prepared
physically though i am ive got way more than enough stmaina jellies lol
on ep 12 i think? immense disappointment so far but its not over yet
pv pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee save lily from bad storyyyyyyyyyy i beggggggggg its almost like lily does have a moral framework thats incompativle w enchantress or somethin pleaeeeeeeeeeeeeeease xd
pv they just died lmao
im gonna fall apart w so much whiplash-- every time they bring enchantress up its horrific and bad and the moment they step away its good again-- a gravel road isnt as bumpy as this experience lmao
enchantress is a feckin curse on storytelling lmao
gang you almost drowned-- you took inappropriate times for sentiments from pv huh? xddd
salt apparently wouldve lost at the last hurdle of his own test lol
shakin my prison barsssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thats not very freedom of you lol
cookie revealed from helmet and she only blinks w one eye huh
oh no not pink diamond/pearl shit again oh nooooooooo /lh
its startin to become my favorite thing about this story though of just how little anyone talks to one another and how thatd solve pretty much every single one of salt and his peoples problems lmao
they for once actually made it hard to hear but i think she's luring salt so that lady steps down? maybe?
if this is meant to be a graveyard then a giant hole is a pretty bad place to make individual graves lol
i didnt think you were gonna at all anyways lol
pv did what now? was that the tutorial? or somethin else? cause i genuinely forgor lol
if its the tutorial thats hilarious though, they're actively pointin out one of if not the biggest plot hole of the entire story lol
alrighty nvm i missed the word 'cellar' when she spoke, prob intentional, but it still worked xd
wait no oh shit no nvm-- not pearl, its spinel lmao-- girlie was told to stay in one place forever where she couldnt possibly have met anyone else waitin desperately for her person to come back
i corrected myself dw gang xd
theres not a lotta episodes left to resolve enchantress, salt, awakenin & potentially smilk-- so uh, wish ya luck lol
dude has wandered the desert of his land for who knows how long and didnt even bother to check everywhere lmao
we have a very different definition of "lord commander" then lmao
this feels like projection sir
do you, care that strongly, about them? ight lol
i already forgot if he recognized lily as the souljam holder-- but if he didnt lmao
your motives allude me sir
"he did WHAT now!?" xddd
and not once has it not been partially or completely your fault honestly lmao
??? my ability to understand fischl-speak is waning here-- i am not following your perception of events??
i feel so out of the loop what is bein yapped about lmao
hey now that i understand, you think theres a 'completion' to this, an idea that there is an endgoal, when this should in theory live forever as long as sentience exists-- so yeah more faults in his logic noticed lol
what is your perspective on all of this????? where did you get this knowledge???? xdddd
also story is bein ruined again the moment enchantress is mentioned suddenly shit becomes worse xccc
??? you want to kill your friends?????? salt what the fuck is up w you lmao
lol
?????????????????????? salt has genuinely gone mad like i do not know how else to explain this shit lmao-- ofc yk the witches exist??????? and apparently you somehow have lily knowledge???????? so yk the witches???? huh???? xddd
bestie youre gonna give me an aneurysm this doesnt disprove the witches existance and creation, them abandonin you doesnt mean they were never real xdddd
now thats awfully confidently said from someone whos been speakin gibberish lmao
nooo?????? they didnt?????? the closest bein destruction ig mby? but like-- theres cookies who were from the times of virtue who are still alive and kickin today-- theyve not dead????? salt im gonna have a heart atatck xd
oh shit one more reblog lol
salt is givin me an anyruysm he needs to be sent to an old patient hospital-- but whatever we're on ep 20 or somethin idfk lol
her WHAT NOW???!?!!?!?!?
also SHE'S WEARING GLOVES?????????
im becoming as mad as them lmao
why is omniscience just a feature of these people lmao
oh hi sloth
is lily just gonna punch them all in the face? xd
id love to see how theyre gonna argue the cookie who has cared the most forever and always to the point of never bein able to forgive herself ever is gonna ba apathetic-- oh wait, theyre gonna bring enchantress back up huh? even if they do it still wont work enchantress is many things that lily is not but what they do have in common is that enchantress also very much cares about bein a piece of shit lol
thats??? her response was refusal???? she recognized the human-- the cookieanity in themselves, that they're worth in a life beyond just merely bein eaten??? if she hadn't had fallen she wouldnt have just slumped in a corner, she'd almost certainly try to protest the witches or perhaps set up some sorta rescue to get cookies out from the oven-- she was absolutely not apathetic lmao
mans just lyin and also omniscient again lol
i do wanna say i am enjoyin the friendship is magic moment though, lily bein twilight sparkle lol-- but still, didnt have to do it this way xd
tell that to his sunset skin, they forgot this feature of his char there lol
i wonder how theyre gonna just lie about things again-- but this time i suspect enchantress will more likely be mentioned, since she doesnt value the lives of cookies at all lol
????? who said that was anyones goal here????? like your own or lilys or anyones?????? i mean maybe enchantress if we pretend her "debut" was consistent across her appearances (it isnt lol) where shed like to beat up the witches-- but the cookies have always been lily's priority, and it does not necessitate whatsoever that she stronger than them? i mean ig she's currently askin to learn a spell from them but that would at MOST make her on par w them, not stronger, so yeah-- huh?? xd
i dont get to screenshot that apparently
recluse moment?? xd
theres no way this is actually him lol-- like not even for a little bit do i believe it to be him xd
sigh, are they talkin enchantress again?
cause lily didnt make a choice-- she tripped and then woke up ages later, not a lot of 'choice' there
nvm not enchantress cause if it was she wouldnt have been allowed to keep her brain lesgoooooo girlie be smart <3
salt get your act together cause im not likin you rn and i dont want you to be worse than sbice lmao
...? you dont know what the souljams are? wild lmao
tbf tho why are they here lol
(in presumably not a literal sense but still lol)
resolution mboy <3
bestie really just wants to be full of hate huh lol
oh wait no nvm he was sayin other things
firstly i dont think thats true lol i think souljam spoke to her in the very very first ep of beast yeast
but also secondly youve not provided a lesson for her to learn, she does in general have to learn to forgive herself but that honestly has nothin to do w salt lol
youve mostly just given her an info dump and then she's done little else besides survive all the shit you set up and didnt bother cleaning up at all-- like what, how is she supposed to learn a lesson about solidarity when you break the floor from under her? xd
though tbf gheese wasnt provided a lesson either lol
either either way he's bein a negative nancy xc
have you just been combin through her memories ig? it doesnt help illuminate your motives whatsoever at all, cause why are you just doin that? xd
stop talkin about enchantress i swear to fuck im gonna stab salt lmao
oh, oh, i know the answer to this one! its because enchantress is actively putting the cookies in danger, and stoppin enchantress from plungin the world into a tyrannical darkness is a direct contributor to freedom!
...
oh was i not supposed to say that? darn
oh well, its almost like lily's motives are consistently in the hands of others or somethin, but ig we gotta question that
unless lily wants to keep her brain? :3
tbf she only learnt of that path like, within the hour, so give her some slack lol
i think its 2 actually, maybe 3 if ya wanna be pedantic about it
her first is what happened to the school, the second is goin to the banquet and third again if ya wanna be pedantic is fuckin off and not tellin her friends where she's off to
i think the rest of her life was probably fine lol
why isnt that 'you' in orange?? cause lily certainly hasnt done any of those things lmao
lily has since the moment she popped out of the coma wanted to help others lol
how many times do i need to repeat myself lol
says the one who forgot what forgiveness was about in his own chap lmao
anyways, forgiveness isnt a requirement of freedom-- in fact it usually exists despite it, as freedom often includes the rejection of others thoughts, youre free to be a giant twat and have the world hate you lol
sigh
no she''s been doin the opposite, she very much believes she's enchantress when she shouldnt-- have we forgotten all the dialogue we've given her? like this is the main issue w enchantress whenever she's involved in lily stories is because lily thinks enchantress' actions are her own directly? lmao
charcoal gonna be the only reason i come out of this alive lmao
im gonna kill him
oh i like hate you so bad
sigh
and here i dared to at least hope that i wouldve liked salt's chap cause it involved my fave ancient
im the fool here i suppose
im genuinely not at all emotionally or mentally ready for this chap, i saw an enchantress and i was reminded about smilk shit i am *not* prepared
physically though i am ive got way more than enough stmaina jellies lol
on ep 12 i think? immense disappointment so far but its not over yet
pv pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee save lily from bad storyyyyyyyyyy i beggggggggg its almost like lily does have a moral framework thats incompativle w enchantress or somethin pleaeeeeeeeeeeeeeease xd
pv they just died lmao
im gonna fall apart w so much whiplash-- every time they bring enchantress up its horrific and bad and the moment they step away its good again-- a gravel road isnt as bumpy as this experience lmao
enchantress is a feckin curse on storytelling lmao
gang you almost drowned-- you took inappropriate times for sentiments from pv huh? xddd
salt apparently wouldve lost at the last hurdle of his own test lol
shakin my prison barsssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thats not very freedom of you lol
cookie revealed from helmet and she only blinks w one eye huh
oh no not pink diamond/pearl shit again oh nooooooooo /lh
its startin to become my favorite thing about this story though of just how little anyone talks to one another and how thatd solve pretty much every single one of salt and his peoples problems lmao
they for once actually made it hard to hear but i think she's luring salt so that lady steps down? maybe?
if this is meant to be a graveyard then a giant hole is a pretty bad place to make individual graves lol
i didnt think you were gonna at all anyways lol
pv did what now? was that the tutorial? or somethin else? cause i genuinely forgor lol
if its the tutorial thats hilarious though, they're actively pointin out one of if not the biggest plot hole of the entire story lol
alrighty nvm i missed the word 'cellar' when she spoke, prob intentional, but it still worked xd
wait no oh shit no nvm-- not pearl, its spinel lmao-- girlie was told to stay in one place forever where she couldnt possibly have met anyone else waitin desperately for her person to come back
i corrected myself dw gang xd
theres not a lotta episodes left to resolve enchantress, salt, awakenin & potentially smilk-- so uh, wish ya luck lol
dude has wandered the desert of his land for who knows how long and didnt even bother to check everywhere lmao
we have a very different definition of "lord commander" then lmao
this feels like projection sir
do you, care that strongly, about them? ight lol
i already forgot if he recognized lily as the souljam holder-- but if he didnt lmao
your motives allude me sir
"he did WHAT now!?" xddd
and not once has it not been partially or completely your fault honestly lmao
??? my ability to understand fischl-speak is waning here-- i am not following your perception of events??
i feel so out of the loop what is bein yapped about lmao
hey now that i understand, you think theres a 'completion' to this, an idea that there is an endgoal, when this should in theory live forever as long as sentience exists-- so yeah more faults in his logic noticed lol
what is your perspective on all of this????? where did you get this knowledge???? xdddd
also story is bein ruined again the moment enchantress is mentioned suddenly shit becomes worse xccc
??? you want to kill your friends?????? salt what the fuck is up w you lmao
lol
?????????????????????? salt has genuinely gone mad like i do not know how else to explain this shit lmao-- ofc yk the witches exist??????? and apparently you somehow have lily knowledge???????? so yk the witches???? huh???? xddd
bestie youre gonna give me an aneurysm this doesnt disprove the witches existance and creation, them abandonin you doesnt mean they were never real xdddd
now thats awfully confidently said from someone whos been speakin gibberish lmao
nooo?????? they didnt?????? the closest bein destruction ig mby? but like-- theres cookies who were from the times of virtue who are still alive and kickin today-- theyve not dead????? salt im gonna have a heart atatck xd
oh shit one more reblog lol
im genuinely not at all emotionally or mentally ready for this chap, i saw an enchantress and i was reminded about smilk shit i am *not* prepared
physically though i am ive got way more than enough stmaina jellies lol
As I've been thinking of the connection between salt & smilk and as salt has dripped into my feed I've occasionally seen some short analysis on him and given their shortness they rarely elaborate on what they're sourcing and how they're drawing these conclusions, and because I always assume I'm the dumbest person in the room I always assume everyone else is always right, but this time I just can't agree? Though I'm aware when I post this I will indeed be proven the dumbest in the room w a buncha sources that indicate their hatred lol
As I've gotten salt today I got him talking to people and there's two things I feel more confident about than before
First is that I truly don't think the beasts had anything (directly) to do with salts destruction, sbice & sugar both indicate heavily that they had no idea what truly happened (sugar is still also a prominent manipulator but still) and neither mystic or smilk have any dialogue that implies they do/did know-- and to me it'd add up far more that their isolationist tendencies if they really didn't know what salt's land and it's people really looked like than if they sent in emissaries to have private meetings without them but on behalf of them making plans on their own, especially given the personalities and opinions of the 4 regarding one another
And secondly I'd be astonished at this point if the smilk thing wasn't a red herring-- I've seen at least two people say they think salt hates smilk because he's who orchestrated the deception-- but I must be blind cause I cannot find it anywhere that salt thinks that of smilk
The only thing I can find that vaguely points to it besides that one image I'm calling the red herring is that the deceit emissary took most of the control of the conversation, but again that just makes intrinsic sense given the parties involved-- two of the people come from places that are fairly quiet & chill and the remaining one is high on spice, I don't think it's some conspiracy to think that the one most willing to discuss just in general is the one who holds the conversation w 3 ppl who have their reasons to not yap
Cause from the looks of things to me based on their dialogue, the two of them seem to have the (relatively) best relationship w one another as salt seems to view smilk as similar to him (so thus likely projects his own silence based self hatred onto him and that's what the comparison is about) and salt is the only person that smilk has shown any vulnerability towards out of the beasts as far as I remember, actively admitting to his face one of his common manipulation tactics and the worst thing smilk does at all is mild points of prodding (keyword was 'relatively' lmao) compared to everyone else which is largely actually trying to piss them off by using what he remembers about them
It certainly seems like if there's anyone he doesn't like it's mystic apparently of all people (idk what tyrannical stunts mystic pulled off whilst inside the cocoon but if ya say so salt shaker lmao), refusing to even speak to her unless it's to command her to fuck off
Like I don't think they're best friends or anything of that sort, but I absolutely don't believe that either of them hates the other and wants each other dead or whatever-- smilk seems curious and not aggressive whilst salt seems apprehensive but more focused on his inner turmoils than on smilk
And if we want to assume that when sbice said "never asked for your sympathy" was a literal statement and not a hyperbolic one, which I think is plausible given smilk has apparently never seen what salt looks like underneath his armor, I think that gives reasonable evidence to theorize that salt might've literally never upheld solidarity between any of the beasts, probably assuming they were holding up as well as he was, which I think creates a fascinating relationship between the group of them
Salt didn't notice sbice's near instant abandonment of his beliefs, he potentially gave zero indication to sugar that their relationship was strained if it was even existent at all, ever since day 1 has smilk never been in a position to learn an (at the time) supremely innocuous fact about him and uhh, whatever he's got goin on w mystic ig lol
I've always assumed sbice was the first to fall given the things we know about him, but it is kinda poetic that salt was the very first to fall by never once uniting with those he was essentially assigned to be a team with, he was never any of their friends, all because he functionally never talked to them