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so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

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i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

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happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

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a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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found it

catbountry

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

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look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

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Nintendo in Mayan Art Style by Sita Navas

touika

You’ll be fine

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hotbisexual

“not all men”

you’re right, steve harrington, overprotective and loving father of 4, would never do this to me.

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geniusoflove

this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen

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I’m gagging…

wiiiine

I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not

boughieandblessed

I cant be mad but like… Jesus

boughieandblessed

Ive watched this like 3 times

21gramsofgrace

Wow..

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surprisebitch

the transitions, the detail, the timing, how this is so HD omg

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khaleese

SCREAMING

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theinturnetexplorer

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

Art by David Jablow

alwaysbewoke

love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.

tastefullyoffensive

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Legitness!!

biinarykid

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks.

captainthief

laughing because Mulan looks the same

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things i loved more then i expected, this

al-the-stuff-i-like

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

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Meanwhile the Princes:

paticmak

WALKMAN ADVENTURES IN THE GALAXY.

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Edit:

So I’ve change Rocket quite a bit cause I wasn’t happy with how he came out.

Also Have a bonus Cosmo:

obviousplant

I made a decoy wallet for pickpockets. TAKE THAT CRIME!

konigstigerr

this is a great way to get spite-stabbed

75orchids

Jokes on you that was my goal in the first place

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caligula had anime eyes

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wait romans painted their marble sculptures

it looks like a cheap theme park ride mascot

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yep

here’s a statue of Augustus

and here’s a reproduction of the statue with the colors restored

misterqueasy-blog

i honestly think that what we consider the height of sculpture in all of Western civilization being essentially the leftover templates of gaudy pieces of theme park shit to be evidence of the potential merit of found art

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“I tried coloring it and then I ruined it”

prokopetz

And you know what the funniest part is? The paint didn’t just wear off over time. A bunch of asshole British historians back in the Victorian era actually went around scrubbing the remaining paint off of Greek and Roman statues - often destroying the fine details of the carving in the process - because the bright colours didn’t fit the dignified image they wished to present of the the cultures they claimed to be heirs to. This process also removed visible evidence of the fact that at least some of the statues thus stripped of paint had originally depicted non-white individuals.

Whenever you look at a Roman statue with a bare marble face, you’re looking at the face of imperialist historical revisionism.

(The missing noses on a lot of Egyptian statues are a similar deal. It’s not that the ancient Egyptians made statues with strangely fragile noses. Many Victorian archaeologists had a habit of chipping the noses off of the statues they brought back, then claiming that they’d found them that way - because with the noses intact, it was too obvious that the statues were meant to depict individuals of black African descent.)