don't have a cow, man.

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[showcasedisplaysofsanity]

ON PURPOSE, I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU ON PURPOSE

Jenny Slate // Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue // Pleiades, Anne Carson // Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo // @oriley42 and @earth167 (and a half) on Tumblr // Jodi Picoult from The Book Of Two Ways // The Night Vale, Episode 100, The Toast // Adam Melchor, I Choose You // Kierston White, The Chaos of Stars

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Be afraid!

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

[itsbetterthananal]

the worst person you know is on their way to being a nurse or a teacher

[swinefloosy]

Why? Did they already lose their job as a cop?

[deviika]

Finja Brandenburg // unknown

[hero-in-high-tops]

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

[karekuat]

[exactly4spiders]

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[wrender]

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

[tiktoks-we-like]

[thenatsdorf]

“I woolly wuv your wool”

[swinefloosy]

this is my new reason for living

[charlesoberonn]

Men want her. Women want to be her. Children befriend her but their parents fear her. Doctors hate her and police officers' heads explode in her presence.

Scientific consensus on her nature and origins has not been reached.

Authorities warn civilians to stay away from her and report any sightings immediately.

[weissroseschnee]

Jolene

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]