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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@swinglizrd
What’s been the hardest advice for you to swallow? Ever?
If you are correct and annoying, nobody will listen.
Like it does not matter how correct you are, or how beautiful your coherence of thought may be. If you're annoying, people will spend their time and energy elsewhere
in the TikTok robot lady voice
Yeah sure I'll reblog that
that's not how you do it
Everything MAGA is illegal.
Hackers (1995) dir. Iain Softley — released 30 years ago on September 15, 1995
YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
#you started blogging when I was 2
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS
The average tumblr user gets 100 notes factoid is actually just statistical error. The average tumblr user gets 0 notes.
Tumblr Georg, who has 1,000,000 notes, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005… 10 years ago today… yowee
A trip down memory lane
I TELL YOU NOW, I WILL BLOCK TF OUTTA EVERYONE THAT SHARES THAT NEW LONG ASS COLOR OF THE FUCKING SKY POST IT TOOK 57 1/2 YEARS TO GET THROUGH IT ONCE AND I SHALL NOT DO IT AGAIN
When Scarlett Johansson joined the Marvel universe all the way back in 2010, she did not have the ability that current actresses in the franchise have now and that is the ability to be seen as a valuable member of the team as opposed to an accessory.
My girl was being sexualised at every single interview, being asked if she wore underwear under her black widow suit and even being groped by interviewers. Natasha’s background was only slightly explored and her fighting style consisted of wrapping her legs around men’s heads in order to further appeal the male audience.
Yelena has the story arc she has and the ability to grow as a character because Scarlett fought for her to when she was producing the Black Widow movie. It makes me so upset that she knew she would never get the superhero experience that the men around her had, so she put aside her own spotlight in order to give Florence the standing that she couldn’t have.
I will not accept Natasha slander because Scarlett put everything she had into that character for a decade and had to go through so much just to be a part of that franchise.
i don't care what people say - natasha has always, and will always, be one of my favorite characters. as a kid, i didn't realize she was being sexualized in the movies, i just thought, "oh, she can fight!", "she doesn't need a man to save her!"
now that i'm older, i know better. but now we are getting female heroes (not many, let's be honest) who don't have to go through what natasha/scarlett did - they don't need revealing outfits, they can get dirty and bloody, and they don't have meaningless romance stories (sorry natbruce shippers).
now, we have characters like yelena, kate, kamala, sue, ghost, and others who can actually have a story line rather than being eye candy.
and that's why, no matter what the critics or misogynistic guys say, black widow is a favorite movie of mine.
Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
Hey,
Don’t say anything
op delete this now
If I had to see this, then all of you have to as well
"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
what is the resonance frequency of the clitoris
thanks
"I wouldn't fuckin' piss on you if you were on fire, you got that?" Daredevil: Born Again S01E09 - Straight to Hell
