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THUNDERBIRD WOMAN?!?!/

still tring to keep this shti like an journeral of some sorts- I'm starting to draw OC's and I'm excited :3

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Distressed Rat by @the-scungles-of-crungles

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god why cant i be them

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x3

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im literally so obsessed with them X3 ! i haven't found the right name for them </3

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Don’t Go In The Woods (My Heart is a Chainsaw chapter 8 summary)

Since Jade still has to do community service, she drops by the police station. While she’s at the police station, she meets the receptionist Meg. This might be me, but I think Meg has a huge crush on Sheriff Hardy. Anyways, while Jade is licking envelopes she hears that someone else got murdered and Letha found the body (again). Jade decides to take action and get the voice recording of Sheriff Hardy talking about the case. She sneaks to Meg’s computer while she’s gone and she starts to transfer the audio file to her phone. She successfully was able to get the recording, but she got caught by Meg.

However, Jade was able to explain to Meg that her dad doesn’t have a printer and she needed to print her essay out for Mr. Holmes. Meg tells Jade if she does use the computer it’ll be 15 minutes off of her community service time, and Jade accepts this fate. After Jade was done doing community service, she was able to hear the audio. Then, her phone rings and its Letha, and Letha is noticing the murders and needs Jades help. THEN AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER JADE WAS LIKE “lets not have a crush on Letha '' MEANING THAT JADE IS A LIL FRUITY AND IM SO EXCITED. 

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Silent Rage (My Heart Is A Chainsaw chapter 7 summary)

  So the sheriff and Jade kind of have this father-daughter relationship. Overall, kind of sad because Jade’s dad is an alcoholic (girl, same). Sheriff Hardy found Jade’s notebook, and it has all of the essays for Mr. Holmes but it's also Jade’s personal diary. Jade is really nervous about Sheriff Hardy having that notebook, but Jade was able to sweet talk Sheriff Hardy and he gives back the notebook. After Sheriff Hardy gave Jade the stern dad talk, Sheriff Hardy drops Jade off. When Jade walks in, her dad notices a cop car dropped Jade off, and he tells her if she keeps bringing the cops near his home he will kick her out. Even when Jade was trying to explain to her dad that Sheriff Hardy dropped her off he wasn’t taking ANY of it. Jade storms off and Jade’s mind wanders off and she starts to think Letha is going to be the hero of this “story”. 

  Then it cuts back to the essay for Mr. Holmes, and she is explaining what happened at “camp blood”. The person she interviews is the number one father figure in her life currently Sheriff Hardy, and he explains what happens. So the actual camp is called Winnemucca, and Sheriff Hardy went to that camp when he was 11. A series of murders happen at the camp a boy dies with a wasp nest in his mouth while facing down in the water, a girl is pushed in a meat grinder, and a girl is EATEN BY OTHER CAMPERS. As for the last one, Sheriff Hardy saw this one, but he didn’t call for help or anything because he needed to pee. Also, Sheriff Hardy kinda implies that this other guy is actually Jade’s dad because she looks like him. Overall this is what I got from the chapter. 

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Curtains (My Heart Is A Chainsaw chapter 6 summary)

There’s always a looming threat for Jade that the town of Proofcock Idaho might turn into the next slasher movie. That’s what Jade thinks at least, and while she’s doing community service she discovers Letha, and decides to try to warn Letha that she might get murdered (the 5 '11 girl who was kinda nice to Jade). Jade just kinda stalks Letha (of course Jade has a Micheal Myers’s mask on) Letha is helping one of her friends puke because she was drunk. Then Letha sees something in the water, and she swims out to get it. Turns out its Sven from chapter 1, and Jade is so excited that her theory is right that her town is going to be like a slasher film and the first body was discovered.

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Graduation Day (My Heart Is A Chainsaw chapter 5 summary)

Today is graduation day for Jade, the day is so special that even her mom showed up. Of course, Jade is rockin' with the pink hair. Even some rich people showed up. The guy who helped Jade with the first phone shows up showing Jade he has another phone (probably Sven). Another thing, Jade didn’t really graduate, because she still has some credits for her favorite teacher Mr. Holmes. I also think he’s retiring this year so Jade better hurry up. The rest of the chapter is Jade’s essay for Mr. Holmes's class. 

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The Initiation (My Heart Is A Chainsaw chapter 4 summary)

I believe Mr. Holmes is the history teacher, and he’s showing off some drone footage of the Indian lake. In the footage, there’s a pile of deer parts. After school Jade sneaks to her old elementary school and she’s trying to get into a phone. This guy kinda flirts with her, and gets the phone open for her. Turns out that phone belonged to Lottie, and turns out she kinda filmed how her and Sven died. Then the end of the chapter has another essay Jade is writing for Mr. Holmes, talking about how most horror films need some sort of blood sacrifice. Overall this chapter was pretty short.

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Slaughter High (My Heart Is A Chainsaw chapter 3 summary):

Haha, jk jade survives but missed like 7 weeks of school. When she arrives at school she realizes that she was last week's news. She went to the bathroom to put some eyeliner on, and her hair is now blue. So this goth baddie is doing her thing. Then this girl approaches her and Jade doesn't really know how to feel about her or how to respond to her. To Jade's benefit, this girl is like a solid 5’11, but we find out her name is Letha and they are kind of friends, or maybe later in the book they will be besties or something.  At the end of the chapter, it shows the essay Jade writes to Mr. Holmes talking about how final girls are strong girlbosses. 

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Just Before Dawn (My Heart Is A Chainsaw chapter 2 summary):

This book starts off with our main character Jade daniels, and the most common thing that happens to native teenagers happens. What happens is that Jade was trying to bleach her hair to make it green or something? Turns out the bleach on Jade’s thick hair made it turns into an orange color. Her alcoholic Blackfeet dad and his friend are straight-up bullying Jade and how her hair looks. The bullying gets so bad that it gets physical, and Jade tried punching her dad. Her dad overpowers her and she gets upset and leaves the house. She takes the overalls since it's cold ass balls outside in Proofrock Idaho (see those dutch people who died in chapter 1 died in Idaho) she finds these people huddled up by a fire. Since she only has a T-shirt and overalls, she just starts info dumping on these workers about horror films (mostly slasher films). Of course, she fucking freezing and the workers are trying to get her help and stuff. Then she wonders off to lay down and cut herself??? She fr thinks she gonna die, and then it cuts back to the essay she info dumps to her English or history teacher. The essay talks about how slasher films have an overall sense of revenge in them making the murders justified.  

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yall cant stop me info dumping on some book aka chapter summaries ;3

My heart is a chainsaw chapter 1 (night school): So instead of having the regular chapter one and stuff it’ll have like names to the chapters. These Dutch students were driving around Idaho, and they were driving in this national park. They stop by this lake and decide to skinny dip. They end up finding a canoe, and the girl (Lottie) hops in the canoe while Sven paddles the canoe around. They end up seeing light from far away and they go see where the light is coming from. Then, Sven gets gobbled up by this mixture of fish guts, algae, and dead horse parts. Lottie is scared out of her mind and just let herself also get swallowed up by that mixture Sven died too.

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i only want a washing machine for valentines

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a childhood memory is playing papa’s cupcakeria while your mom is trying to find a place to live because your dad kicked us out

it was choco cupcake

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remember the green hair fellow? I did some revamping on ocs,, so heres lucifil :] so glad i was able to find a name im hoping to acting do something for him. I do have some plans for the story with him in it 

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coming back to my undertale phase, i replayed it and i fr cried

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villain arch

i finally did it, that goober. Basically i was able to get screenshots of my groomer yk, being a groomer. And i was able to find his sister and i told her everything. It was so nice to tell her, i dont know what she’ll do with that information. They arent close, and thats why i thought maybe she would at least listen, yk?? I hope i dont get sued