[primarining]

mommy needs to smoke some fucking dog leg

[swinoob]

yard work is so embarrassing because my neighbors might look at me

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[despazito]

[swinoob]

spiders in my house

[swinoob]

it’s happening again

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[snailtongue]

[sobcat]

this saturday we succeed!!

[mintbees]

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

[mintbees]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[chimkinnuget]

My latest creation

[swinoob]

high in the backyard there’s creatures rustling around up in the bushes but i’m minding my business

[shalmonsdraws]

that'z My Horse™️

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[karrakazz]

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[fairycosmos]

oh what just because im ugly and unskilled and untalented and incapable and emotionally closed off and weird and uncomfortable you don’t want to be my friend . Wowww