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Hi, I'm Calamity. I'm just a gay, kinky, horny weirdo that likes to smoke weed and dress up like a clown sometimes. I'm also on those spicy sites.
You can find my stuff on linkt.ree / calmitymaelstrom
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@switchycalamity
🎀 PINNED POST 🎀
Hi, I'm Calamity. I'm just a gay, kinky, horny weirdo that likes to smoke weed and dress up like a clown sometimes. I'm also on those spicy sites.
You can find my stuff on linkt.ree / calmitymaelstrom
They/them clussy hits different
These hips don't lie~
you're so weird you should come replace my dildo
So bright and colorful <3
Want some Faygo? :3
Slutty stoner clown that just wants to smoke up and make out <3
Wide open 👅🖤
I've got some nice ass-ets
"My daughter turned out perfectly fine" ma'am your son begs me to hit him and call him a faggot
making a girl jerk off for me. watching her desperately pant and whine and bark as she touches herself. petting her and telling her she’s a good dog, such a cute little puppy, let me take care of you
taking her in my hand and jerking her off until she cums all over my hand with a whimper and a bark, then making her lick up her mess while i keep petting her and telling her what a good girl she is
hey wait hey no hey wait. hey. clown dildo with honk balls. has anybody made this? clown dildo and it has honk balls. find it for me
It is weird trying to find a balance of trying to promote my work on here but also just posting horny memes and text posts and it's weird
Like I'm extremely fem in my work (at least for now), but I generally think of myself as androgynous and oftentimes masc leaning. I'm literally on HRT, but I guess it's not really that noticeable. I generally think of myself as transmasc + nonbinary + sapphic but that is not translating well into my work. I think I'm just being perceived as a queer cis woman or a fem nonbinary person. It's starting to cause kind of a disconnect.
If I had shorter wigs and could tape my chest, I would love to be androgynous and masculine in my work as well. But I don't have anything masc/androgynous to style for that stuff and I have never successfully binded with trans tape (I have a big chest).
I keep saying maybe one day...
Need to top a pathetic tboy that whimpers and cries about 8 inches being soooo big and he's not sure if he can take it and I just say "I don't care, I'm making you take it" <3
I have a tail but I don't think I can show it to you here ;3
I promise I taste as sweet as I look 🍓😝
thigh high socks no panties big sweater phenomenal setup