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so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

neurodivergent-crow

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

foxyshadow

This is beautiful

wheretheeternalare

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

pamisleyphd

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

foreveryoung910

lxvelikehoney

😩😩😍😍😍 ohhhmagawd

swolleneyesfatthighs

I can't wait to have babies 😍❤️

spideyjlaw

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181

my vagina is spasming

thirdevee

Get you a girl

Who you can take to Disney World and she gets all excited for the magic

But also gags on your dick in her Minnie Mouse ears back at the resort.

cartiercocaine-blog

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

dont-touch-my-fandoms

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

blocboybucciarati

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

rosiemutual-deactivated20180308

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

yoichooseno

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

laachi

the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so

girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020

women r expected 2 jump thru fucking hoops and be immaculate perfect angels n then its like. Oh This Man washes his ass and doesnt refer to women as sluts ! mcm ! man of my dreams!