The Sword Wives Are My Sword Moms

Blog dedicated to teotwawki

[swordlesbianopinions]

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[sword-wives]

A gay sword for my sword wives

[whats-gender]

Phoenix’s eyes burned like fire - which was only appropriate, he thought-, but Jared didn’t look away. She smirked, not many boys held up her gaze like that. “Okay, I guess I can help you guys. Follow me” she said, “And... Jared, was it? Watch your head”.

- The End Of The World As We Know It

This is like their first interaction and you can already see there’s a pull between them omfg I ship this so much

[lizzie-is-baby]

Conrade, I see what you mean. But, i'm pretty sure she's a lesbian.

[whats-gender]

No???? First that’s never stated in the book, and second Phoenix is clearly bisexual????

You have so many moments when she flirts with Jared, plus her hair having two colors is like obviously symbolic of her bisexuality

[lizzie-is-baby]

She seems coded as Lesbain to me, but I can see her being bi and dating Lizzie or Jared( hopefully Lizzie in a later book). But, lets not forget that Phoenix has two hands 😉

[sword-wives]

Phoenix has two hands but she’s using both to carry Lizzie

[te-art-wawki]

[sword-wives]

Evil

[te-art-wawki]

Our girl

Our baby

[sword-wives]

Baby girl baby

[te-art-wawki]

Quick doodle of Lizzie

[sword-wives]

I love my jewish wlw girl

[sword-wives]

We need more Jared appreciation cause he’s my baby and also he’s Phoenix and Lizzie’s designated himbo

[squad-of-todd]

Ok, I know Todd is straight as they come in the book but that’s never stopped me before so,,,

I think Todd and Trevor should totally date! They cause so much trouble together, and just have a great dynamic in general! They tease each other so much and it’s sooo cute! I mean, Trevor calls him “tood” and they’re just like,,,such good friends? Even if Todd isn’t that important I love the idea that the asshole character would love him??

[trev0rber-nerd]

yeah!!! my thoughts exactly!! (even tho i ship basically all trevor ships)

[squad-of-todd]

It’s right up there with SwordWives!

[trev0rber-nerd]

I’m really excited for more of their interactions in the next book!!!

[squad-of-todd]

YES!! ❤️❤️ I love their dynamic so much and I need moreee!!!

[lizzie-is-baby]

Never compare something as beautiful of Sword Wives to that trash

[jasontoddiefor]

“Look,” Jared said. “I get not feeling comfortable in your...” He moved his hands up and down alongside his body. “But we really need to get going.”

- The End Of The World As We Know It

Listen, listen, I know this is not about being trans but doing sports but also I’m saying we should totally use this scene as an excuse to make Jared trans in this essay-

[sword-wives]

Yes???????

[squad-of-todd]

Ok, I know Todd is straight as they come in the book but that’s never stopped me before so,,,

I think Todd and Trevor should totally date! They cause so much trouble together, and just have a great dynamic in general! They tease each other so much and it’s sooo cute! I mean, Trevor calls him “tood” and they’re just like,,,such good friends? Even if Todd isn’t that important I love the idea that the asshole character would love him??

[sword-wives]

How would ToddxTrevoe even work if Todd’s entirely personality is being straight

[phoenixcrescent]

hhh i mean if my url didn’t say enough?? i just love phoenix?? sword lesbian!!!!!

[sword-wives]

Sword lesbian!!!!!

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[sword-wives]

This screams Phoenix and Lizzie omfg

[squad-of-todd]

Todd is quite possibly the most generic and infuriating boi ever

[blousemouse]

He’s literally the worst lol why is he even there

[squad-of-todd]

I don’t even know? What were the authors thinking?

[blousemouse]

Idk maybe in book 2 he’ll have some actual characterization but he was just kinda disappointing in this one.

[squad-of-todd]

Yeah, hopefully. Otherwise it’s just a waste of a character

[sword-wives]

Can everybody like stop hating on Todd so much? He didn’t do anything bad, okay maybe he’s a little bland but he’s like kind and nice, you know? He went to another planet to just to impress some girl ffs

I think he and Lizzie would be like good friends, I hope they get a chance to do that on book 2

[sword-wives]

Can we talk about when Phoenix carried Lizzie in her arms because that was PEAK wlw

[sword-wives]

I’m so glad we have some good lesbian rep in teotwawki Phoenix is such a badass

[squad-of-todd]

What was even Todd’s purpose in book 1? He didn’t even really do anything besides just being that one straight guy. I’m starting to think he was just there for straight representation and nothing else.

[sword-wives]

Idk he’s kinda random, but I like him lol I wonder if he’s gonna come back in the future tho cause he’s nice

[blousemouse]

Lizzie Lawrence is the sweetest sweetheart that ever lived and I would die for her

[sword-wives]

^^^^

[sword-wives]

I just finished teotwawki and I couldn’t resist sketching Lizzie and Phoenix for Passover ♡