“𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐩 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 & 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬.
assorted quotes & prompts from the tv show ; mature content and language may be used, feel free to adjust as necessary.
“ i don’t need friends, i need more champagne. ”
“ people like me don’t write books, we’re written about. ”
“ three words, eight letters. say it, and i’m yours. ”
“ you can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you. ”
“ if you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in paris. ”
“ maybe i am a total bitch. ever think about that ? ”
“ stop trying to pretend like you’re a good girl. ”
“ you were the lightest thing that ever came into my life. ”
“ there’s a difference between a great love and the right love. ”
“ i’m sorry i didn’t tell you that i loved you when i knew i did. ”
“ what we’re entitled to is a trust fund, a house in the hamptons, but happiness does not seem to be on the menu. ”
“ your eyes are doing that thing where they don’t match your mouth. ”
“ i wasn’t aware that robots got jealous. did they update your software while i was away ? ”
“ you really know how to hurt people. i admire you for it. ”
“ don’t you see we’re the same ? stop trying to fight it. ”
“ did you have a reason for coming here to see me ? because if you want to insult me, there’s a website you can go to. ”
“ only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist. ”
“ the worst thing you’ve ever done, the darkest thing you’ve ever had, i will stand by you through anything. ”
“ i would say get a room, but yours is right above mine. please remember that. ”
“ maybe you just want me to be as unhappy as you are. ”
“ look down deep into the soul i know you have, and tell me if what you feel is real or if it’s just a game. ”
“ i love her, and i can’t make her happy. ”
“ everywhere i went, you caught up with me. ”
“ you forget one thing: sleeping with the enemy is hot. ”
“ we’re your best friends. anything you did is something we’ve done too. ”
“ just because we can’t be together doesn’t mean i don’t love you. ”
“ i haven’t slept, i feel sick, like there’s something in my stomach fluttering. ”
“ we do belong together. we’re both sick and twisted. ”
“ your world would be easier if i didn’t come back. ”
“ it wouldn’t be my world without you in it. ”
“ i don’t think about you at all. ”
“ once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they can settle for catfish. ”
“ i’m sorry i gave up on us when you never did. ”
“ i think they’re in a fight over who loves each other more. ”
“ you don’t get nearly enough credit for your wit. ”
“ i’m going to get drunk enough to make you seem interesting. ”
“ i never thought the worst thing you could do would be to me. ”
“ just because we can’t be friends doesn’t mean we aren’t. ”