[mediumsizedboy]

me and my hobbit gf

Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire Gf: what about second breakfast? Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*

[tumbl-sloth]

[homoidiotic]

not to be like im bisexual but im bisexual

[dankmemeuniversity]

[swslunatic]

Hold

my hand please

[freddie-mercurious-blog]

The final tour.

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

talkin to ur crush like

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

[lousysharkbutt]

the duality of man

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[just-shower-thoughts]

Look down at your leg. You grew that yourself, well done.

[dyiinginside]

Opening up to people just feels so pointless. Nothing’s going to change just because someone knows. They can’t help me and then I have to deal with someone abandoning me when I need them and I can’t do that again

[baladevii]

See how fast this year passed? You better stop playing with your life.

[englishdub]

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[aphrogenian]

My purpose is to look cool then die. Simple

[coral]

We often accept lies because we hope there is truth in them.

[coral]

Why does it hurt so much?