[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[amygdalae]

My aunt has this fucked up little dog named Scrump. Ignore the grim harbinger harvesting him

[irondive]

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[disgustinggf]

[gigglesoup]

you're such a disgusting pervert (i say with barely contained lust ready to eat you alive)

[blextrophy]

[tinybed]

little baby… i’m taking u home with me

[tofupixel]

portrait of a bird woman / 150x150 / commissioned

made in aseprite

Prints // Merch // Tip Jar // Digital Store // Free Stuff

[charseraph]

They’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[sacred-portal]

[jncos]

Theory: Gordon Ramsay died from the knives thrown at him in the intro to Kitchen Nightmares, all the restaurants in the show are his dying visions and half-remembered aspects of what went wrong and brought him to this point

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[sesamie]

simple asks to help bolster ask culture again

What's your blog title from?

What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?

what are you looking forward to right now?

if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?

What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)

What's your hair routine like? Anything special?

what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?

favorite month of the year and why?

favorite time of day and why?

do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?

what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

dishes or laundry?

what's something you learned recently?

if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?

What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?

what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?

do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?

Write, type, or speak?

what do you wish someone would ask you?

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[malinanan]

More yuri fight club sketches 😇💋