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i reblog things. viera lover. sometimes i have ffxiv rp thoughts. ask me about io - either wol, rp, or jackalope - pfp and header done by @@saeta

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

Emet-Selch: Alright, who was it that let the Warrior of Light see them?

Fandaniel: I don’t want to point any fingers but it was Lahabrea.

Lahabrea: You said you wouldn’t point fingers.

Fandaniel: I said I didn’t want to, not that I wouldn’t.

Elidibus: Heh

[whimsy-flags]

Some pride Jellyfish! Enjoy~

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[lakevida]

everyone tits out with a parasol is such a beautiful world to imagine that the fact it doesnt currently exist fills me with equal parts fire and misery

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

me when somebody on a tv show messed up really badly: yeah, you done messed up a-a-ron

the old magic (i guess idk what constitutes as old anymore)

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

my grandma gets free food from a local pantry

and it's different every time

but today

she got 4 eneergy drinks

from a food pantry that deals with mostly RETIRED aged people 60+

and i'm going "who looked at energy drinks and went ya know what? i think we should give them away for free to a place that caters mostly to a demographic that's over the age of 60. i'm sure everybody will properly read the labels and know it's not a normal soda"

[hazelkjt]

Pride~

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[ambrosial-sunshine]

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

bean has discovered that not all her pants/clothes have pockets

and i'm like: yeah, sorry baby girl, you're gonna have to get used to that

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

Like

It never occurred to me that anybody I went to high school would still be in our home town

Despite Bean’s pediatrician is a gal I went to school with all the way from 2nd grade to senior year of high school

And yet…

lol

Anyway, saw somebody I went to high school with at a local gas station and it took me like a few seconds to recognize him lol I don’t remember him being that tall honestly

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[mrspizzle]

I’m actually fucking dying

[3rd-r8-watrbendr]

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[afurioushawk]

[jabberding0]

it's just a little bit of wind

[ailithnight]

Walking tents are always fun, but the pants are what killed me. Then, fresh off that death, GIRAFFE.

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

spain up my life?

can i spain up my life while being lazy?

[cav-core]

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different