Skarabe: So.... to summerize... yes. I murdered your Father. to add insult to injury, I’m sleeping with your mother. Also, even worse. I murdered your sister. Also, there was all the times i tried to kill you. each other. Your crazy manipulative father was also giving me advice at one point. Some of it was really good. Some... not so much. Also, my daughter in law, led the rebellion that freed me from prison and deposed you from the throne. Also, the first thing i did when your mother came to after saving your life was to copiously, and loudly screw the living shit out of her... which did NOT endear me to you. where was i going with this? I had a point.
Azul’de: ya fucked up his whole life, then ya fucked his mom. then you told him to his face on Asylum “I fucked your mom”. and it was true. you murdered his whole family, WHILST murderfucking his mom, and now you married his mom. can we cut the damn cake already?
Theran: Yeah, seriously. the sooner we get those two into seperate rooms the better.
Senya: I am not doing the sister wife thing, also, really, you are ruining a lovely moment here. this is MY wedding.
Azul’de BITCH I OWNED that dick before you know how good sith pureblood dick was. and he put a bun in the oven. but anyway, semantics. I’m garbage, and you’re good for him. so you have my blessing. you may the fuck my/ our, your/ the husband, but now i’m just repeating my wedding speech.
Skarabe: ah yes. my point. I’m not your father, our Family has seen some shit.... something something darkside.... two broken halves make a whole family, I will consider you my son from now on.
Arccan: As traumatizing as that is, I don’t think it could be worse than my own family. it might be nice to have a real father, and semi normal family for once
Lana, Raa, and Tutenkamun, and Thoth: Laughing hysterically.
Vette, Ka Akasti, Jeasa Willsaam, and Wraith: crying and sobbing into the tables
Koth: I always cry at weddings too, even if the bride is Senya.
Theran: I always get drunk at weddings. I think there’s gonna be a lot of both. Thank Got Azul’de got the Hutts to set up an open bar with no tab.
