I woke up this morning….to an unsolicited dick pic in my submit box. Not enough coffee in the world for that shit. Dudes, no one wants to see that!
I’m sorry. My sympathies. :-( That annoys the hell out of me when it happens.
My usual reply when I get those (thanks largely to my job): “I work in the operating room. Every Friday my day is full of urology cases. Do you realize how many dicks I see on a daily or weekly basis? Do I want to see another? Absolutely NOT.
Yours is not different. It’s not prettier or bigger or better than the rest. It’s not going to make me reverse my stance on receiving pics.”
I once broke up with a guy for asking if he could send me a dick pic, while I was at work. Lol












