#douchbag

[rmonti55]

AMERICA FIRST!!!!

What a crock of shit, it’s: line my pockets with your American money and don’t worry about what lies I vomit, FIRST. What a lying bag of worm shit this motherfucker is.

[misses-steal-ya-girl]

Why are men douchbags like this? When they realize you're not going to play w them, they quickly become verbally abusive. He was trying to get some play for half the day, but when he realized I wasn't interested, I'm all of the sudden fat and out of shape! And get this, he's too sexy for me! 🤣 He's so hella sexy he has to message random girls on Tumblr begging for a crumb of tiddie! 🤣

[psycohousecat]

Stop it. Stop already.

[slpysun]

ma baby

actually his superpower is to be pretty boy

[helena-bottom-farter]

[incorrect-lucifer-quote]

[Lucifer and Dan arguing]

Lucifer: You know what, douche? There's an "u" in "stupid".

Dan: Oh yeah? Well, there's an "I" in stupid too!

Lucifer:

Dan:

Dan: No, wait-

[roblopgrumps]

Drive by

[mrspinhead]

This was mostly me trying out a costume for a theme party but god damn it I want to do drag. (ig: misshellraiser)