#douchbag

[rmonti55]

AMERICA FIRST!!!!

What a crock of shit, it’s: line my pockets with your American money and don’t worry about what lies I vomit, FIRST. What a lying bag of worm shit this motherfucker is.

[misses-steal-ya-girl]

Why are men douchbags like this? When they realize you're not going to play w them, they quickly become verbally abusive. He was trying to get some play for half the day, but when he realized I wasn't interested, I'm all of the sudden fat and out of shape! And get this, he's too sexy for me! 🤣 He's so hella sexy he has to message random girls on Tumblr begging for a crumb of tiddie! 🤣

[psycohousecat]

Stop it. Stop already.

[slpysun]

ma baby

actually his superpower is to be pretty boy

[incorrect-lucifer-quote]

[Lucifer and Dan arguing]

Lucifer: You know what, douche? There's an "u" in "stupid".

Dan: Oh yeah? Well, there's an "I" in stupid too!

Lucifer:

Dan:

Dan: No, wait-

[fearlessly-me-e-e]

God I love this woman 💗

Please take several seats you weird fuckin ass

[sappho-was-a-god]

You called me last night like I knew you would eventually. Asking for forgiveness. That's when I snapped, and I thought of the way you had left the last time. I shouted and I spoke with sourness in my voice. Telling you of how it hurt. That I knew you feed untruthfulness to everyone about what really happened. That I hated you for everything you lied to me about, bringing me to my top and then cutting it all down. Like it was some sort of game you wickedly enjoyed. Maybe it's wrong and maybe it's not but I hope my voice broke your heart like you did mine.

-bitch

e.r.s.

[carapherneliaaa]

I’m an asshole