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trash returns.

#technically i'll be returning **saturday but #OH WELLL

shitbag here to be the shitbag of ur day

erukidou.

“ They die too swiftly. — How does he TASTE ? ”

His cavalier carriage is commendable, a flick of the wrist and a tap of the finger causing ash to fall from the forlorn tip of a smoking cigarette, the ashes melting into a pool of crimson before the toes of his polished pristine shoes; the cigarette is quickly thereafter pressed to blood-flecked lips, a serrated edge to the smile flashed at the wonderful little creature with whom he was having a conversation.

“A bit gamey; nothing that a good swallow of blood can’t spice up satisfactorily~”

#ERUKIDOU #[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#lol enkidu ur already 1 with the sin lyfe #i like u 8^)

“Oh my, this is quite the mess, isn’t it~? I think he’s dead ———— a p i t y.”

#erukidou #[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#enkidu this is such a pretty corpse isn't it??

bingeu.

“ —- OH MY. You couldn’t show up when I was finished, could you ? It’s rude to interrupt someone’s meal. ”

“Forgive me, I couldn’t help myself; I heard the scream and — well — my curiosity got the better of me.”

His smile is sickly and his maw drips malice, all accentuated by the devious twinkle of glee in his eye. It was the macabre that enticed him —— it had such an allure about it, really. Entrails could paint such a pretty picture if they were strung about by a true practitioner of the art —— she is obviously odious kith; delightful.

#bingeu #[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#lemme show you some time it's really such a wonderful delicacy

“Oh, what a grand surprise! Fancy meeting anyone here~”

A billow of smoke frames his flashing smile, poking through the cloud with a sort of shrouded hostility; he is all grand welcome, his bulk held in an officious posture, yet, he leans down, leering most lecherously.

#arthurus #[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#whammies guitar there goes sir sketch-a-lot #being sketchy af

“Well it looks as if play-time has been cut short, hasn’t it, my dear? Oh —————— what a shame~”

#bingeu #[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#touches fellow people-eater #how do u like 2 eat witch #screaming? or crying~?

His suit is crisp, cuffs creased and prim. A charming smile is brandished and borne upon his mien like a warrior bears their arms ( —— mind the points of his teeth, darling, they are not merely for display ); smoke drifts upwards in lazy curls from a cigarette clasped ‘twixt glove-clad fingers.

“Aren’t you a handsome one, what brings you here?”

#lugalkusiga #[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#i'm bringin' sexy back blares in the BG

( sheep )

“Oh, that’s foul. —— Mhehee, don’t you think you’re bein’ just a tad inconsiderate ?”

An insouciant chuckle brims forth, lissome digits thereafter plucking the cigarette from lips befouled with lackadaisical care; plumes of sheer smoke billow as the Predator merely shifts his stance, gloved hands flicking his unabashed response.

“ No, of course not. Besides, I don't see a 'No Smoking' sign~ ”

#[ :: NAUTILIDIA *1 ]#[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#sldkfnsdlf heLLo thEr #*thErE #SDLFKNSDF CRIES I HOPE THIS IS OK #** quietly edits as i realize that i have to capitalize the no-smoking thing sdflkn

dismembered. OH HOLY BAJEEBUS, HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS. wow, I can't express how happy I am to see you all??? I'm at 100 followers and I don't even have like, 20 posts on this blog hrhslfkn.

BUT BUT BUT lemme take a moment to sit you all down and plead with you for a moment, so lend me your eyes for a minute or two.

Idate is like, super duper cruel and nasty and he eats people as a hobby. No joke. This blog is pretty nitty-gritty, and while I'll probably tag things when it gets to be copious, I want you all to understand that there will be immense amounts of gore. And I mean GORE. Literally, I have a draft sitting in my draftbox where [explicit cw] Idate is literally ripping off chunks of another character's flesh and eating them, all the while smiling and talking to him [/cw] LIKE it can get pretty bad, and while I'll tag everything, I won't be putting it under a readmore.

SO I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO BE CAUTIOUS AND RECONSIDER FOLLOWING IF THESE TOPICS'LL MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, OKAY BABS?

#[ :: STROLLING OUT. ]#BASICALLY #TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES #AND DON'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO KEEP FOLLOWING ME IF IT'S TOO MUCH

( jarhead )

You sure yer not distantly related to a salmon?

You sure you're not some half-assed result of a terrible decision?

I inquire because you've made a rather bad gander, yourself.

#[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#I am no chimera; I am an Orca.#I will switch forms and prompTLY SWALLOW YOU WHOLE you look tasty

( kenosiis ) i also dont trust fish

He hates you with every fibre of his being.

#kenosiis #I'M NOT A FISH RAGES #THAT'S MY INSULT TO HAND OUT #i saw it as i was logging out and LOGGED BACK IN just to rage

❝ Sorry, but daddy always told me never to go anywhere with a stranger. ❞

“ Never can argue against the wisdom of your elders, eh ? ”

#[ :: DEBONAIR. ]#kenosiis #alsdkfnlsdf LITERALLY don't bother replying cress i'm longing right bacK Out

❛ Oi', dolphin boy! ❜ a roll of thunder and some ringing that lingers. Migrant hues and the blithe of lips are loud and all, powerful like lightning when she speaks to the fiend that clothed himself a man—but still obviously a devil like all the others. ❛ Do ya' happen ta' know any tricks you'd like to share? ❜

Feral snarl bequeathed unto the air, lecherous and foul intonation imbued ‘pon a scoff thence parting from blood-spattered lips. Oh, how he is offended to be compared to something as benign as they (would that he could somehow alter his genetic code and destroy any connection between his genome and that of a dolphin), shadowed eyne fixating sharply upon her form, billowing smoke from the e’er present cigarette curdling in the malefic wake of his ire.