Delusional Artist Disorder

[groovysarity]

[syberhound]

I had no idea how to describe the fucking tables my roomate just fished from a restaurants junk pile, like? 80s lightningbolt square oreo cookie idfk? they look funky as hell though ngl

[syberhound]

alight, the funky tables i don't know how to describe.

[syberhound]

I had no idea how to describe the fucking tables my roomate just fished from a restaurants junk pile, like? 80s lightningbolt square oreo cookie idfk? they look funky as hell though ngl

[syberhound]

whats the fucking point in a spoon if it flattens out from the heat of my soup this is so fucking stupid, i hate wooden utensils so much, im eating soup with a paddle now >:C

[thesilly-goose]

growing up, did you have a lock on your bedroom door?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onApr 14

is this a thing that people actually get

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[polyhexian]

I wouldn't want to reblog an ai cat video so I looked it up to find out, and while I couldn't find the source (though I didn't look THAT hard), reddit seems to agree it's real

[syberhound]

Looks real to me, best way to tell is look at high detailed areas (Like the blanket or the door/photowall down the hall) no wierd noise (outside compression) and the printer box remained a printer box behind the cat, that and the shadows and reflections look right, the videos high def enough for you to make out scales and fur, this is just a cute cat video and i love it

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this wheel of Every Pokémon!

This is now your Pokémon Partner. Whatever you would want to do in the Pokémon world, your Result goes with you. It would be your Ace in Battles and/or contests or they might just help you around with your regular Not-Inherently-Pokémon Job or just hang around your house as your beloved Pet. If you really really want to BE a Pokémon than this is the Pokémon you just turned into.

How are you feeling about it?

HELL YEAH!! THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!

OH!! I LOVE THIS POKEMON!!

Yeah, this Pokemon is great!!!

This Pokemon is good!!

This Pokemon is nice, but nothing more

...I mean, it could be better

This Pokemon is okay…

I have mixed feelings about this Pokemon…

Not bad, but I’m still kinda disappointed…

Well… it could be worse?

I mean, at least it’s better than NOT having a Pokemon, right?

OH NO THIS IS ACTUALLY WORSE!!

Voting ended onApr 3

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[changes]

It’s very clear that you all have strong feelings about Tumblr and about this change. We hear you. The passion people have for how Tumblr works is one of the things that makes this place special.

As this rolls out over the next few days and you explore it, we’ll keep reading your replies and reblogs, so please keep sharing your questions, concerns, and ideas.

Your creativity has always been the heart of Tumblr, whether you’re the original poster or adding something brilliant in the reblogs, and nothing about this change is meant to limit that.

If you’d like to talk directly beyond the comments, leave a reply and we’ll follow up with as many of you as we can. We want to work with you to make Tumblr better.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey folks do we like this. reblog without commentary for reach

do we want this?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 23

[hollowboobtheory]

if you were born in the middle ages, how long you'd you have survived

wouldn't have even made it to birth

infancy

early childhood

childhood

adolescence/teenager

20s

30s

40s

long happy life (for the time)

Voting ended onMar 10

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your new name is the name your parents almost picked for you, how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

different gender

i don't know it/my parents didn't have that issue

results

Voting ended onMar 6

I'm either Bartholomew or Mariette 💀

[syberhound]

the urge to write now that i replaced my keyboard with one that sounds much nicer to clicky clack on is rising

[syberhound]

me, a person who has never played silksong, let alone Hollownight, watching and offering spots to look to my brother for (i think he called it a gnat?), both of us were in his tiny bedroom, looking for this dumb thing, i dunno how you're supposed to find it, its in the ceiling of the tunnel he was in, no breakable walls, and he has hornet ducking and weaving around green bug guys and pools of maggots while i dumbly suggested spots to try (using my clearly outdated knowledge of secret tunnels in platformers).

didn't find it but i was impressed how much my lil bros improved with playing platforms, i used to help him play donkey kong country returns on the wii, it almost makes me wish there were more splitscreen games i could play with him, but I'm concerned he'd woop my ass at games now lol.

[vampiredev]

My entry for Newgrounds' Low Poly Day and also my first attempt at using picoCAD. I'm a huge Transformers nerd and Optimus Prime is my all time favorite, and his G1 design's blocky nature works perfectly for a low poly model.

The finished model is made of 13 Objects and 165 faces. I sadly could not add his Ion Blaster since I ran out of memory in picoCAD, but I enjoyed the process a lot and I'm super excited to try picoCAD2 in the future.

[anscathmarcach]

I can't stand how predatory advertising is now.

Footage of "gameplay" that has nothing to do with the actual game.

"Playable" ads that aren't actually playable, or only let you get so far before forcing you to open the Play Store.

Games that are made not to be good or entertaining, but to be ad farms and show 30-second ads between every level, sometimes even in the middle of levels, and even FAKE "pay to remove ads" or ad-free behind a SUBSCRIPTION.

All of these are reasons I just don't play mobile games anymore. Remember when mobile game addictions were a real problem? Yeah I think they solved that by making nothing but slop since 2015.

Fake X buttons.

Automatically installing apps you didn't ask for with your phone's "security updates".

Slowing down your scrolling while the ad is onscreen.

Popping up the second you click the Like button on a legitimate video so you like the ad/click a link instead.

Videos that purposely leave out the content you came for.

Fake image slideshows that trick you into swiping into the Store/opening a link.

Covering up the entire screen bit by bit on every news article so it's unreadable.

AI generated and trying to sell a completely fictional product.

Genuinely good and creative content drowned out 10 to 1 by ads and "influencer" videos promoting products.

Videos pretending to be genuine craft videos but are actually selling something.

Hidden links that cover what you're actually trying to click on so you open the ad instead.

Movies that are really just trailers to sell tickets and butts in the seats while the movie itself is soulless utter slop.

Commercials that aren't enjoyable, funny, or creative at all anymore so they can't even be less of a burden to watch.

We're just lucky they haven't found a way to legally siphon money from your bank account with every accidental click.

Every modern form of entertainment is ruined.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Obviously anyone who unironically thinks mosquitoes as a species should be fully eradicated is either being very hyperbolic or extremely stupid about the potential environmental impacts of killing off an entire species. I am not disagreeing with the idea that driving an entire species of bug to extinction would be extremely bad.

But.

It's very very very VERY VERY VERY painfully obvious when a "mosquitoes are unfairly maligned and they're actually super important for the environment" post is written from the privileged position of living someplace where the worst thing that can happen to you after being bitten by a mosquito is that you get itchy for a while. And a lot of those posts would benefit from having their tone revised with the awareness that a not insignificant portion of the anti-mosquito sentiment they're responding to comes from people who live in places where getting bitten by a mosquito can mean dying from dengue or malaria.

[syberhound]

I'm allergic to bites from Mosquitoes, like angry red welts that get infected easily and last for at least a week and are so painfully itchy that it feel relieving to rip the skin off instead. they should exist, they feed frogs and tadpoles, they only bite during certain seasons, there's sprays and coils and things to help mitigate them in human spaces.

And! theres attempts to make them a lot less bitey in places where they carry disease! thats cool!

[ecto-stone]

i'm curious what canvas size do u guy usually use? Like i usually use 1600x900 - 300dpi and my sister said it is big

[bearie]

this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

[spiderywigglerodstuff]

What the fuck, thats dudes