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@sydlarson
( text * ;; Benny )
Benji: I think it's a combination of both. Maybe leaning more towards the people making it weird
Sydney: A man told me I wasn't Sydney Larson and proceeded to tell everyone I was a fraud ??
Sydney: AND THEY BELIEVED HIM
You’re hot.
Aw shucks.
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Sydney: Is it the people that make public transportation strange?
Sydney: Or that public transportation makes people strange?
Well most of my nearly naked ones were in college or off broadway. But the past few years I’ve done Newies, Finding Neverland, Jersey Boys and now American Psyco. But I love it man, it’s the best. But press what press do you deal with? Maybe do it for once once?
Jersey Boys is my shit. They had Jeopardy questions about it last night and I would’ve have won, hands down. I deal with bloodsucking press. The ones that like to make up rumors or tell me I suck one day and is amazing the next. All of them suck, except for this one redhead in particular. Anyways, I play shortstop for New York Yankees.
Eh. I think you’d be okay.
Why do you hate me
A lot. A lot of people like a sweaty man. We’ve had this conversation several times, Syd. You’ve got a good butt. And the uniform pants make it look better. Again, you’d be able to afford the good stuff and be able to live.
Disgusting. I don’t even like sweaty me. Let alone anyone else. I know we have and we have have it twenty more times and I will still never understand. You’re downplaying my hardships, Rox and it hurts. Hurts. Maybe but I can’t dance so I may struggle in the beginning. Don’t forget my nightmare of a party where I broke my nose after attempting to dance on a table.
Oh no nothing like that. But I am on Broadway so you know I sing and dance on stage. Sometimes without or with little clothes so it’s fun. A lot of perks yes but a lot of not so fun stuff too.
Oh, man. What shows have you been in? I couldn’t do it. I have major stage freight. I still don’t know how I do press conferences from time to time. It’s like I blackout. You may be right. The cons may outweigh the pros. Damn though. Could’ve been a fun job.
Get hooked on Meth and see how it goes.
Meth fucks up your face.
If you’re good enough, you can afford the drugs. So,if you play those cards right you could be looking at a good investment down the road. Or, keep it casual and stick with a 9-5. Though, I would advise against it. They say boredom has never killed anyone. Quite frankly, I think that’s a lie
I could do the whole 9-5 thing. I’d have Dolly Parton’s song playing in the background at least once a performance. I would need to decide if I’m more of a stage guy or the guy who makes home visits. Leaning towards the stage since a clown could snatch me off the streets. Oh, yeah. That’s a lie. I’m sure I’ve died a little between ages of thirteen to sixteen because of boredom. I remember reading somewhere that humans were never bored until television was invented. I could see it.
You could always have the room warm. But if what the female fans say about you any indication, you’d make enough money to cover the drugs and rent in a good part of the city.
Who likes a sweaty man though? God, don’t listen to the fans. They only whistle because my ass is too big for my pants. It’s a struggle I face every day of my life. Though, I hear drugs are expensive in the city because I’m a classy kind of guy. I need the best of the best.
I’ve been there man, I thought it might be easier to just give up and do that. Then again I been on stage nearly naked singing so I really have been…sort of. But sadly strippers always get to be cold and broke.
You dance nearly naked on stage? Does that mean you’re one of those body paint dancers? Or a backup burlesque dancer? Strippers always get the best shoes though. There’s always a perk to it.
Sometimes I consider becoming an exotic dancer and getting hooked on some sort of drug, but then I realize that drugs are really expensive and working with that little clothes on means I always be cold and I pretty much put that idea to bed until I’m feeling restless enough to consider it again.
