Wannabe Cool Kid

Disclaimer: I usually look like I just woke up

[tuesdaey]

he

[makomankanshokuu-deactivated201]

has

[tuesdaey]

some

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

fucking nerve showing his face around here. i never want to see you again you clown nosed orangutan fuck

[zatannazatarstiel]

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

[pleatedjeans]

[sydneyfreakingkanfeld]

Me having sex

Him: mm yeah baby who's your daddy

me: [turns around] YUR NOT MY DAAAAD... Ugly ass fuckin.. noodlehead

[grimelords]

[cametobreakhearts]

fuCK

[furples]

dead

[methhomework]

r.i.p. big ang

[strangeparker]

These are gonna keep coming until dad wins #feelthebern

[deadaccount3859291939-deactivat]

me: i hate drama

drama: [happens]

me:

[fuuvcckdkkkzko]

[unclefather]

[heterosecual]

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

[4444555666777888999]

[y7k]

[totalariana]

I love when attractive people are nice like thanks for not letting your looks go to your head you’re even more attractive now

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[captain-algebra]

@im-a-jessica

[thankphan]

Look what Dan tweeted. 100% not fake