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caleb snorted, rolling his eyes at the girl’s voice, laced with pure sarcasm. “ i resent you and your sarcastic ass, syd. “ nodding in agreement, he continued, “ you right, you right–i mean, you’d be lame, at least. it’s literally impossible for me to be anything but dope. sorry about your luck. “ quickly analyzing the space between them and the swings, about a quarter of a mile he estimated, he looked over at sydney as she spoke. “ you know, i’d run but… i’m just so tired, “ he eyed sydney with a smirk, before running and getting a significant head start. he knew he was a jerk for it, and laughed when sydney caught up to him. suddenly he slowed to a jog as the girl continued running, a few feet from the swings now as he held his stomach in feigned pain. “ syd, i’m dying, go on without me ! “ caleb chuckled as he walked over to where she was, intentionally taking shallow breaths to keep up his tired act until he could lean against one of the poles of the swing. caleb’s eyes were beaming, filled to the brim with a sense of enjoyment he only felt when he was with sydney. “ just get on the freaking swing so that i can push you, dork. “ he spoke a little bit louder now, his words matching the pg-13 quality of sydney’s own, knowing she’d end up scolding him if a kid walked up to them and heard him using his usual diction.

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sydney laughed, starting to feel better than she did before leaving the house. “ oh come on, bub ! you love me ! i know it, you know it and ‘m pretty sure everyone knows it ! “ letting out a gasp, as she listened to him speak, “ excuse me ! the fact that you just used the word dopemeans you are the one out of luck. like come on now, the only thing i’d describe you as is a teddy bear. not dope, anything but dope.” as he took his head start, sydney let out a huff “ you butt head ! “ she shouted after caleb, before sprinting after him. the smaller of the two let out a laugh as she finally passed him even thought she knew that he was faking it because there was no way she’d be able to pass him if he was actually putting effort into it. “ alright, alright pushy much?” she teased ,hopping on the swing. “ i’m ready for take off captain!”

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sydney: whoever put the plates too high up in the cabinets I have a bone to pick with you !

sydney: i fell trying to get one and i think i twisted my ankle

sydney: not 100% sure though but my ankle hurts real bad!

sydney: send heLp!!

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hey !! I'm finally back from college touring and work!! I'll be on and replying to things soon

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i  WILL rePLY TO all things when I get back from work !! so probz 10 pm CST !!

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yall IV E GOT THe worst headache in the wo rld lik e its super bad so i wONt be on today because of it : ( ( luv you guys t hough !!

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“ i see what’s going on here, “ caleb started, “ you’re just using my devastatingly large build so that i can push you higher. you’re not slick, syd. " shrugging as she threw her height at him, he smiled. “ i get to reach the tops of cupboards for you and you, in return, can successfully weave your way around small spaces and floor areas to look for things when i drop them. i’d say it all works out perfectly. “ when sydney flexed he played along halfheartedly, making a sarcastically shocked face at her as he pretended to be impressed. “ you’d definitely give me a run for my money, “ he couldn’t help but laugh obscenely despite how quiet their surroundings were as they moved closer to the park, now in sight, “ please, i think you’ve gotten too much air–you’re too cocky for your own good, todd. i love it. “

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“ oh crap ! you weren’t suppose to figure me out so soon ! i was planning to at least get a few pushes before i revealed my evil plan.” she spoke with a teasing hint of surprise lingering in her voice “ exactly. it’s why our friendship is as amazing as it is ! i mean what would we be without our height differences ? lame, that’s what we’d be. “ she laughed at his obvious sarcasm, putting her hands in her pockets before shrugging “ i know. half the people in the house think i can beat you up, so i’m glad you’re pretty much aware of that fact too.” she laughed right along with him, not paying much attention to the stares they were most likely getting. “ ‘bout time you admitted it, bub ! speaking of being cocky, i can totally beat you over to the swings. easy peasy.” she teased, raising her eyebrow and nudging him gently as the park was not too far from where the two were.

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when you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

 “ oh wow good question. this might be stupid, but when i was little i wanted to be a professional ballerina and a doctor so you know if i hurt myself then i’d be able to fix my own injuries.“

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worst part about living in a house with so many people

“ worst part about living in a house with a lot of people is that there’s always a lot of noise? it’s not that bad, but if i had to pick something. i feel like i always have to be happy and its exhausting sometimes.. 

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Fmk Logan caleb reid

“ oh my gosh ! do i have to do this ? is it required ? can i just marry them all ? that’s not how its supposed to go is it… um, can i change the dirty thing to fight? because i’d definitely fight caleb because i’d win obviously.  i’d marry logan because he’s really sweet, easy to talk to and handsome.. and i’m rambling. okay moving on. i’d kiss reid but then i’d apologize immediately because caleb would murder me ! ” 

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if karma was coming back to you, do you think it would help or hurt you?

“ hopefully it’d come back to help me. unless it’d be getting me back for beating up my brothers for calling me sydersmella when i was like ten and that time i told on my sister for sneaking out. i was six and i said i was sorry over and over again when she stopped talking to me ! sibling stuff doesn’t count, right?”

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if you were a Disney princess, who would you be and why?

“ could i be a combination of a few? i’d be rapunzel, tiana and belle. rapunzel because she’s so quirky and always herself. um, tiana because she’s such a hard-worker and she goes after what she wants. lastly belle because she stands up for everyone and she judges a person based on who they are on the inside.”

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who's the best vs the worst person in the house and why

“ best person in the house? oh that’s easy! hands down it has to be caleb. he’s my best friend !! the best person i’ve ever known honestly. worst person? no one’s terrible, but if i had to pick it’d probably be lindsey because our past is just so.. awkward.”  

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Most attractive person in the house

“ most attractive? um, i don’t know.. the first person that comes to mind is logan. so yeah.. i’m gonna go with logan?” 

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* // &. ░ — text: sydney.

KEIR: puns ??

KEIR: fuck it , why not. hit me with 'em

SYDNEY: alright !!

SYDNEY: why do seagulls live by the sea and not by the bay??

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logan began mixing in the color blue with the white frosting, making a beautiful baby blue color. the different types of frosting were lilac, a rosey pink, and a light blue. it all looked incredibly well put together. “ there, this looks amazing. ” logan smiled. he took another smudge of it with his finger and licked it off. “ i say we just spell out a bunch of cuss words with all of the frosting. that’s easy and much more fun than actual names. ” logan continued mixing the color in with the frosting, though his job was pretty much done. he felt bad watching sydney do all the work, even though that’s roughly what they agreed on. “ here, i can help, syd. ” the boy smiled. he hopped down from the seat at the counter and approached her. he tried to take the spoon and the bowl from her. “ time for me to whip out the big guns. ”

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“ that does sound interesting. which ones do you suggest we spell out? what about the one that starts with s and um, the one that starts with an a ? those are pretty common ones right? or do we have to be more creative than that?” she smiled mischievously ,raising her eyebrow and letting logan take the bowl from her. sydney didn’t cuss,well if you called her out on it she’d say she did, but it had to be under the right circumstances which was all lies. “ you’ve got to show the cupcake batter whose boss, log. “ she giggled, taking a bit of the icing out of the bowl with her fingers and licking it off. “ hey what if, you know, while the cupcakes are in the oven we did something? they take about twenty minutes or so. i’m sure we could find something fun to do? “

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y’aLL i’M SO exHAUsted !!! I’LL do all the rest of my REplies and responD to starters when i get up in tHE mornING !!