Love is beautiful fear

Sydney, 23. English Lit major, UTK. Compulsive Caretaker. INFP. Quote Enthusiast. Vicarious Sagittarius. Multi-Fandom Blog. She/Her

[maxheron]

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

[morrithal]

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

[highmachinegun]

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

[squidward-sword-hd]

By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

[fluffy-luffy]

@sleepy-sheepasaurus

[sheepan274]

Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.

[amesantiagos]

can you believe these fools

[evilsupplyco]

“My favorite thing, when petting someone’s dog or cat, or any pet really,” the witch confessed, “is to quietly confirm to the owner that the animal is very powerful. I have no rating system, they all are on top.”

[jeanqrey]

The people you love will change you. The things you have learned will guide you. And nothing on earth can silence the quiet voice still inside you. And when that voice starts to whisper, “Moana, you’ve come so far.” Moana, listen, do you know who you are?

[pixalry]

The Avengers Poster Set - Created by MoonPoster

Series available for sale on Etsy.

[tall-butt]

#this show has absolutely no chill #and I love it 

[brewcha]

#‘i guess we’re not allowed to joke about this stuff anymore? ’#nope you’re allowed #but you need to be joking on the right side #see above for examples

[lenaluthorisgay]

[bridgetteirish]

Are you? Are you human Lena Luthor? Cuz now I’m not so sure.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

……tbh if lena was just half human, that would explain a LOT about lillian’s animosity towards aliens

[bridgetteirish]

Right? “You look so much like her.” If Lena is half alien, and the half is the woman her husband had an affair with, of course she’d harbor resentment towards the living reminder of her husband’s infidelity. And of course she’d channel that hatred into destruction of alien-kind. And it doesn’t matter that maybe, yes, a part of her loves that little girl who checkmated lex at four years old. That little girl is still alien and still the heart of that smoldering ember of rage that lives in her heart.

[tnerdbean]

Or. Hear me out on this. Reign was found by Lionel Luthor (similar to how Davis Bloome [Doomsday] was found by Lionel in Smallville) because Reign’s pod didn’t get knocked off course. He extracts some of Reign’s DNA, splices it with his own, impregnates a surrogate…and that child is Lena Luthor. Then Lionel eventually has the mother killed and brings her home. When Lillian says “You look so much like her” she’s referring to Reign, not the surrogate. 

[sydneyy-beth]

I bought my first vibrator. And it'll be here today. And I'm super stoked.

[moonlitserenades]

when are hozier and florence gonna make that hades x persephone rock opera that literally only i am asking for

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[dailydccu]

Jason Momoa training

[tunte]

Why y'all so afraid of historical gays

[dashaibo]

Why wouldn’t you be afraid of Alexander the Great? He’s one of the greatest conquerors in history and was merciless in battle.

[tunte]

That’s actually a fair point

[vivienvalentino]

[hoebutmadefashion]

[drinkpisspissblood]

probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet

[jadelyn]

Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this exact reason, even though I joke with them that “I have no idea how to do that - but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I’ll figure something out for you.” I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss commenting on my excel skills, “You do realize that I just like…google stuff when you ask me to do something with excel that I don’t know how to do, right?”

But his praise didn’t change at all. There was no “Wait, that’s all it is?”

Instead, he said “Yes, but the fact that you think to do that - and that you know exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get the right answer, and you then integrate what you’ve learned and use it going forward - is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it’s “just googling stuff,” but it’s still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don’t shrug off the compliments so cavalierly, okay?“

And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don’t undervalue your googling skills, kids. It’s not lying if you know you can figure it out.

[blossomfully]

It wasn’t your fault for not loving me,“ she said. “I say that honestly, without the smallest ounce of self-pity. "It takes a whole lot for someone to love another person. Sometimes it’s there and sometimes it’s not. I shouldn’t have expected as much as I did.  She thought for a minute before saying quietly: "I thought if I gave you everything it would be enough though. I thought, at least, it would be enough for you to love me just a little bit.

Sue Zhao (via blossomfully)