royal flush

im only useful when it comes to unnecessary facts and emo-ness

[themusicallioness]

the rest of the internet realising tumblr is still active: wait, he isn't dead, SHIA SURPRISE

[veryfunnymemes]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[freshmoviequotes]

[lgbtjazzy]

[mulder-wtf]

[flyngdream]

[tweetsdaily]

[strikingmischief]

[turbo-gay]

I’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life

[roughwaterwriting]

[rebelsong]

That is indeed vaguely threatening encouragement from a small octopus.

[johnfkennedyofficial]

reblog to save/threaten a life

[celebgil-deactivated20201105]

Please enjoy this vaguely threatening octopus.

[pearswhy]

i came home from college and my cat is pissed

[pearswhy]

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

THIS IS SO CUTE.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER

WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’

[princessofbadassery]

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

[malkavianacts]

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

[erarg]

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

[dnotive]

We’ve come full circle

[st-r-trk-fangasm]

I want this in Starfleet standard.

[dolunaylupus2-deactivated201901]

[sunrhythm-deactivated20171231]

[dreamandwake]