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A group of seven dogs in China has won the hearts of netizens for their loyalty and teamwork after banding together to escape a dog thief an

OH MY GOD?????😭🥹

#better than any disney movies

Edit: they made sure their injured friend was okay too omg

The Corgi’s name is apparently “Big Fat” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#what in the homeward bound 😭😭

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In Every Universe

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My Valentine Cards

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Happy valentines

sinizade

Remake of the besties

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Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine.

cryptotheism

Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine.

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Bad news about the divine

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January Day 12 - Malkavian

Made it!

#This is what being a Malk is all about!!!!

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drawing raphael until larian lets me romance him

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I’m ready for them to tell us they’ll add him if we sell our souls…and I’m going to agree to their terms

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Astarion: Not to be a bitch, but- [Insight Success] Narrator: Oh, but Astarion was trying to be a bitch. Astarion was trying to be the bitchiest bitch who ever bitched.

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Everyone thinking Astarion would be the most romanced companion only to have him land in 4th or 5th place is the most hilarious outcome

Because Astarion himself would have walked up to those stats absolutely PREENING and being INSUFFERABLE, so certain he was #1 he wouldn't have thought for a MOMENT that he wouldn't be,

He'd have spent the whole morning pissing everyone off in the MOST obnoxious way, and then they all pile up against the poster pinned to the wall and he sees that he's not only NOT first, but he's WAY DOWN THE LIST

And him being just absolutely STUNNED the look on his face when then whole team just starts busting a gut

Wyll: thought you'd be used to bottoming- er, being on the bottom, eh Astarion?

Gale: oh how the mighty have fallen. Or never gotten up to begin with, as it seems.

Karlach: cheer up Soldier, I'd kiss that pointy mug of yours any day

Shadowheart, absolutely PREENING: I'm not surprised in the least. It's nice to see you in your proper place, Astarion. Like I am in mine.

Laezel: is this a battle prowess ranking they did it wrong I should be winning

Halsin: And so the Peacock finds its plumes plucked. Ease your heart, Astarion. Your feathers are still most entrancing to those of us who see you.

Astarion: I'm going to kill you all and burn. This. Poster.

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The image of Astarion as flamboyant Dracula was too much to ignore. So have this.

Audio from the Dracula: a Comedy of Terrors play

Nice to meet you | Baldur’s Gate 3 | Animatic

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just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

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oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

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literally what the fuck is your problem?

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of course its a fucking hunter

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Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

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silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

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