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queer royalty | 25/she/her

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[princessofbadassery]

Happy Danny Devito Day!

[bibi-baby]

This blog is unapologetically pro sex-workers

No matter whether they stroll or strip, do camwork or full service

Their voices are the ones I listen to on the subject

Anyone who has a problem with that, please find the unfollow button

[stevienick]

#shit moira says

[profeminist]

USWNT's Ali Krieger says Donald Trump is angered by women he 'cannot control or grope'

USWNT's Ali Krieger responded to Donald Trump's tweets about Megan Rapinoe by saying Trump is angered by women he "cannot control or grope."

“USWNT defender Ali Krieger issued a strong rebuke to President Donald Trump after he tweeted about teammate Megan Rapinoe on Wednesday.

“In regards to the ‘President’s’ tweet today, I know women who you cannot control or grope anger you, but I stand by (Rapinoe) & will sit this one out as well,” Krieger wrote.

“I don’t support this administration nor their fight against LGBTQ+ citizens, immigrants & our most vulnerable.”

On Wednesday morning, Trump sent several critical tweets about Rapinoe, who had previously said she wouldn’t visit the White House if the U.S. won the World Cup. Trump wrote, in part: “Megan should never disrespect our Country, the White House, or our Flag, especially since so much has been done for her & the team. Be proud of the Flag that you wear.”

Read the full piece here

“In regards to the “President’s” tweet today, I know women who you cannot control or grope anger you, but I stand by @mPinoe & will sit this one out as well. I don’t support this administration nor their fight against LGBTQ+ citizens, immigrants & our most vulnerable”

-  Ali Krieger 

GODDAMN THESE WOMEN ARE AMAZING.  

Megan Rapinoe: “I’m not going to the fucking White House.”

US lesbian soccer star refuses to sing national anthem to protest Trump

Megan Rapinoe takes a knee in support of Colin Kaepernick: “It’s the least I can do. Keep the converation going.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 I FUCKING LOVE MEGAN RAPNIOE SO MUCH <3

And Ali Krieger too :D

BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE FRICKING AWESOME

And both of them are infinitely more deserving of respect than any member of the repulsive worthless gathering of murderers, drug addicts, pedophiles and rapists that makes up the repulsive piece of shit government America currently has

[didntwanderstillgotlost]

Anathema’s Mom: See? She’s got special plans for you. Agnes gave us the easy job. We just had to make sure everything was good for the family. You’re the one who’s going to have to save the world.

Anathema:

[deadgirlonsteroids]

[nicholasbritel]

“I do not joke when I say she is my better half. She really is. I cannot believe what a fantastic life I have today. Ultimately. We both changed a lot. So now I cannot imagine a life without her. I’ve certainly come to believe that Mrs. Downey and I together are definitely better than me alone or me and anybody else.” -Robert Downey Jr.

Some men who appreciate and love their partners (◡‿◡✿)

[destructivedistractions]

My favorite thing about John Mulaneys Instagram is the random artsy pictures of his wife

Some examples:

Look at that last caption! He’s so excited to take pictures of his beautiful wife, it’s adorable

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[anttonystark]

I FOUND PART TWO AND THREE AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS MAN HAS HAD A LIFE

[foulserpent]

i hate looking at frog skeletons what do they think theyre doing with that fucking anatomy. all amphibians are kind of like this but frogs are just like,. ma’am you have a criminally small amount of bones supporting your slop

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Frogs basically don’t have ribs because when they hop they just fucking belly flop onto the ground. Evolution never got around to giving them ribs because it wouldn’t be worth the broken ribs every time the frogs decided to go out on land. As a result, the intercostal muscles responsible for breathing in most vertebrates never developed. Frogs (and most amphibians) rely almost solely on buccal pumping for breathing: They lower the floor of their mouths which draws in air through their nostrils. Then they raise the floor of their mouths to force air into their lungs. It’s not super efficient because used air is mixed with fresh air in the mouth during every breath. But frogs also exchange gases through their skin as well so super sophisticated breathing apparatuses aren’t exactly worth the developmental cost.

[kaijutegu]

Frogs are just stomachs with enough legs to throw themselves at food. They don’t have time for this “have bones” nonsense.

[sunflorally]

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

[babybutchashhh]

I made a meme just to help me get through a tough situation and my friend thinks I should share with y’all 💁🏻‍♂️

[firstwehealthenwefight]

[holoxam]

reminder to cancel your amazon prime 30 day free trial if you signed up only for good omens on may 31st

[flufflix]

👼 An angel! 👼

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[tanya-nicole]

“What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?”

— George Eliot, Middlemarch