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[kishdoodles]

mfw family

[gengarpng]

When u meet the egg quota but there's only one player left with less than 10 seconds left on the clock

[popipeko]

[splatoonheritageposts]

splatoon heritage post

[rimmi1357]

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[eldritchjackalope]

[brightlotusmoon]

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

That's the kind of question I get asked often. It always feels like a slap in the face.

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[cartoonfan4ever]

These guys really find murder to be the best solution.

[mmiotw]

[smartsmears]

Happy Webcomic Day!

Fairly Good Kids is a Fairly Oddparents fan comic just telling more stories within the FoP universe. There's an ongoing story currently happening about Timmy and Chloe trying to navigate finding lab partners for science class, that will continue later in the year. In the meantime, I'm answering questions in character for some fun gags.

Give it a read over on >>Webtoon<< or more delayed on >>Deviantart<<, and give it a rate if you've enjoyed it so far!

[byebye-cupid-lol]

theyre selling pepsi for 1,75$ in fairy world

[deerstar4]

They call me pillsbury the way that I’m a doe boy

[deerstar4]

[thatsoup]

I sped it up

[lemon--berry]

I explode it up

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[toalwaysbeconfused]

@mammalidentifier can you figure out what the creature that walks up to the deer is?

[mammalidentifier]

Take it with a grain of salt because trail cam footage at night can be a bit tricky to figure out, but I believe this is a particularly angry American marten (Martes americana)!

[manrippedapartbydogs]

im sohappy i fopund the original vieo holy shit

[scoobydoomistakes]

...this is groundbreaking.

Opening sequence. Driving test.

As they talk, we discover…

…not only does Shaggy have a license…

…Scooby has one, too.

Let that sink in.

For an unknown number of past episodes and movies…

…for years, or even decades…

…Scooby could have been driving the Mystery Machine if he wanted to.

This is a magnificent development.

[scoobydoomistakes]

Every once in a while I’ll randomly click the activity feed of the blog, and go “huh, guess that has 30,000 notes now.”

–Colin

[suchajocundcompany]

and to you, my honored mutuals, i bequeath my most treasured possession:

this screenshot of the word “anime” in a late 12th-century bestiary

[suchajocundcompany]

never fear, honored mutuals! any who missed out on the apportioning of my treasured anime screenshot shall be awarded:

this bird from a different medieval bestiary who calls you gay!

[shredsandpatches]

I would like to add another gift to the pile for all of you:

[english-history-trip]

Sometimes you gotta keep it simple:

[inatungulates]

Baird's tapir Tapirus bairdii

With yellow-headed caracara Daptrius chimachima

Observed by infinitaselva, CC BY-NC

[pangur-and-grim]

this is such a funny photograph to me because the posing and composition is exactly like every paleoart reconstruction of an animal ever

[adobe-outdesign]

[scoobydoomistakes]

The Stages of Oversized Sandwich

Step 1: evaluation

Step 2: anticipation

Step 3: jowl elongation

Step 4: maximum mouth excitement*

*mouth height must exceed midpoint of nose to qualify

Step 5: wind-up

Step 6: interruption

Step 7: bite cancellation

Step 8: …

…um… whatever this is

[wisedreamdelusion]

i am attracted to the color of your jacket and i am from Cuba

[mammalidentifier]

Almost! That’s an Hispaniolan solenodon (Solenodon paradoxus), one of the two living species of solenodons, only found in the island of Hispaniola in the Caribbean! You’re thinking of its closest and only relative, the Cuban solenodon (Atopogale cubana):

Picture by @the_zoologist_barista on Instagram

[moringmark]