Untitled, because nothing is worthy enough.

Transman. He/Him. TAKEN. Aquarius. Pansexual.

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

COOLIN

[theawesomeadventurer]

Marilyn ain’t got shit on this man

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[dailyraccoons]

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[weloveshortvideos]

Fashion people are always lying for no damn reason b 

[surprisebitch]

i wish this was longer

[mitski-miyawakis]

when the teacher asks u bout that reading u were supposed to do for homework

[schoolhousethot-deactivated2025]

why can’t people just be up front????

[5tn]

[thecollectibles]

Bog Guard by i Asimov

[melaninmedicine]

Find me in bed, ignoring text messages and scrolling on Tumblr

[sixpenceee]

me: *gets a surge of motivation that lasts for 10 minutes*

[1980vibes]

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

[wesleyhb]

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[hynpos]

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

[swingsetindecember]

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

[muffinrag]

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

[jayce]

[jessiexnim]

B E V E R A G E

[al-bionics-deactivated20191009]

My penis is simply too big for any of this bullshit

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

[literallyaflame]

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this