"leck mich im arsch" -mozart

leigh - 17 - they/them so this is how liberty dies. with thunderous applause. this blog is ridiculously not spoiler-free was tempestdameron

[symphonicdameron]

I am moving to @rhythmicbard and leaving this account

it will stay open for a while but this is just an announcement 

[larsonbrie]

female characters we deserve ➝ jaylah, star trek beyond

[senso1954]

listen. listen, i don’t care if you think achilles and patroclus were lovers or best buddies or whatever. but you literally cannot possibly deny that plato, fierce defender of ‘they were super gay for each other’ didn’t tell exactly that to aristotle, who he taught for TWENTY YEARS.

and now, okay. now this is the important part. if you think that aristotle didn’t teach every one of his students the exact same version of their relationship, you’re wrong. wash your hands of all that wrong. because he literally called plato a god, you guys. a god. obviously he would know how it all happened back then.

okay, now we have that. a solid base. whatever could i be leading up to, you ask yourself. oh boy. oh boy, it’s really quite obvious.

there are still historians out there, serious historians, who dare to say. dare to say. that alexander the great and hephaestion. were just friends.

the same alexander and hephaestion who visited achilles’ and patroclus’ graves and quite frequently said their relationship was the same?, you ask, in disbelief.

yes. those two, taught by aristotle. aristotle, taught by the guy who started a fight with one of the most famous poets of ancient greece not over whether or not they were lovers, but over, essentially, who tops.

people with a degree in history. with PhDs. are saying. they were close friends. and that. was it. please. please listen, they are so wrong. so, so wrong.

my Chris Pine Issue™ is really bad and once the star trek beyond press tour starts my soul will be leaving my mortal body i will only exist as a concept

[finndamerons-archive]

listen why does he have to be so good. why cant he be like every other fake deep white boy who majors in english and jacks off to walt whitman. why he gotta be in the know. why he gotta have his own garden and grow his own tomatoes. why he gotta discuss gender politics in mainstream movies. why he gotta praise his female costars. literally wh y he gotta have such bright ass big blue eyes imma b ust a fucking nut why he gott

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

[memorian]

One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far. 

[toxipop]

THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING

[symphonicdameron]

me as a beginning musician: wow, that actually didn't sound as bad! I'm super proud of myself!

me now: I've played this one phrase twenty times and something about the musicality still isn't right. I'm putting too much emphasis on the e flat and my marcatissimo sounds more like a staccato so I'm basically a failure

[symphonicdameron]

me: so i hear you like bad boys? well... ;)

me: *takes out clarinet, plays chromatic scale with horrific tone intonation rhythm and articulation*

me: i'm bad

[doubleflopflat]

wh y  is he so angry

[doubleflopflat]

enough anger 

[boykeats]

this is the greatest way to announce that you’re gay that i’ve ever seen in my entire life

[madamspeaker]

Maggie Smith as Lady Macbeth - Macbeth (1978)

[obliwankenobli-deactivated20171]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

[johannesviii]

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

[lyinginbedmon]

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

I went to a school called Tring Park School for the Performing Arts. I went because initially I was very naughty, and my mom thought if I was busy, I’d be better.

[prissypreppybarbie-deactivated2]

[celebritiesandmovies]

That scene where she smiles in the battle is great, where did that come from?

“I did that. I remember after we did that take, Zack came to me and he said, “Did you just have a smirk?” I said “Yeah.” And he asked, “Why? I think I like it, but why?” “Well if he’s gonna mess with her, then she’s gonna mess with him. And she knows she’s gonna win.” At the end of the day Wonder Woman is a peace seeker. But when fight arrives, she can fight. She’s a warrior and she enjoys the adrenaline of the fight.“