wait and see what happens...

[travalicious]

[swollennugs]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[nick-avallone]

i wish i could live my whole life underwater 

[stability]

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

[artisanalbooty]

Cotton eyed joe

[culturenlifestyle]

[stunningpicture]

[19863]

What 60 feet of snow cleared in Japan looks like.

this is it this is the end

[podencos]

Mood

[darkeshi-deactivated20211115]

now everything fits

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

my main man scoobert goes in

[internetromance-deactivated2017]

what about me? scorbort?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

[jim-kirk]

Tommy Lee Jones Teacher Japanese Coffee Ad

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

TAURUS

[blackmodel]

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

[careymulligan]

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) Hot, sweet, super-cool,  don’t you know these kitties rule?

[stability]

Y’all..

[stefonnie]

This is just a mess.

[doppelgender]

the word radical reminds me of this cup

[karman4e]

[rihported]

mcsnatched

[geosynthetic]

[australianpikachu]

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[dutch-makaveli]

THE ADVENTURES OF KUNG FU KENNY