i’m a genius. i have impeccable media theories. please see attached.
spoilers for current chapter of one piece!! read only if you are caught up or you wish to recognize my genius.
-imu can’t leave the flower garden or they’ll lose their immortality and/or die (confirmed 1179 but i been saying this shit since egghead)
-eos straw hats will all be gods. (but they won’t all be nikas that would be corny asf)
-the one piece is the first world, which is a city of gold buried under the ocean. roger thought that shit was hilarious.
-my wife’s theory is that it’s one big coin and i hope it’s that tbh
-i thought the first person they meet in elbaph will be a milf and what do you know we met gerd and ripley almost immediately. oda is for the people.
-brook is using advanced armament at all times to protect his bones.
-fishman karate 100% involves haki.
-robin has armament! she’s just a freak like that lowkey
-kaku and rob lucci will unwillingly join w the straw hats for the final war.
-stussy (clone) comes back and is fine. stussy (og) is chill w it.
-weevil is a derpy clone of whitebeard.
-this is how charlotte linlin can still win!!!!!
-she comes back from the lava and she’s rocks-era hot again.
either no more straw hats will get conquerors, or they all do.
if sanji gets acoc law has to as well obvi. he probably has it bc kidd does but idk i also feel like if he did he would’ve awakened it on the rooftop so who knows.
emeth’s attack on mariejois 200 years ago was related to the fishmen revolution 200 years ago.
-i’ve said since the end of dressrosa: law’s fruit is related to the sacred treasure of mariejois.
-law goes to the flower chamber and undoes the op-op on imu and he just fuckin dies.
boa hancock is part of the worst generation.
admirals from most to least fuckable: fujitora > aokiji > kizaru > akainu > sengoku> aramaki (unfuckable)
akainu realizes he’s been holding back justice and kills himself, javert style.
sword will straight up mutiny in the final war. drake will come back and help.
imu has the first devil fruit and is the Devil devil fruit. model akuma or whatever. (partially confirmed 1179)
amazon lily, zou, wano, and maybe even water 7 were created during the void century.
law does the immortal surgery on luffy to save him from the effects of g5 and he’s fine bc it turns out the last op-op user was js a rly bad surgeon and their death was a skill issue.
blackbeard eats a third fruit and is fine. he goes to eat a fourth and explodes.
i independently came up with the tontatta imu theory before it was popular on reddit. ig it’s not true but how funny would that be.
morgans is a mink. this is why he’s never been seen in his human form.
blackbeard is a buccaneer and this is what makes his anatomy special. (hinted at in god valley flashback but not confirmed)
shanks did indeed go talk to the gorosei. the certain pirate he wanted to discuss was himself.
that would be so funny lmao like what if shamrock’s existence didn’t preclude shanks being a rat. (to be clear i don’t believe this, not my goat)
sabo’s adopted brother stelly tries to sit on the empty throne and gets nuked by the gorosei.
luffy banishes imu to the moon, where he tries to start a turf war with enel.
or enel comes back and accidentally helps during the final war, buggy-style.
i want to believe the cope that it’s lightning that he’s weak to, not conquerors. nami upscale plssss
zoro leads the wano samurai in the final war. usopp leads the giants. let me cope.
i said since the beginning of egghead that lilith would be the last vegapunk standing. i was right (for now).
the sea god and the rain god are the same. the shandians don’t have a sea, so it’s rain for them.
big mom shows up in elbaph with amnesia once again.
genuinely i think she was closest to being pirate king and if she hadn’t gone to wano, she might have pulled it off. hell even if she’d gone there and law wasn’t there, she maybe could have done it.
law just needed anyone as support. he probably could have done it with some of the straw hats, or with yamato if he hadn’t been busy. on the other hand, kidd would have been so screwed without law.
1179: law and kidd are the perfect counter to the “immortal” holy knights.
i’m still investing in chopper as forest god stocks!
still holding out hope that king coms back and joins yamato. first time i read wano, i thought sasaki would get redeemed too.
blackbeard takes imu’s fruit and becomes the final boss.
while luffy and blackbeard are duking it out, buggy swoops in and steals the one piece, thereby becoming king of the pirates.
luffy dgaf about the title or the one piece, more so his dream. he’d be okay. nami might be more mad lol.
bonney can control all the pacifistas, not just kuma.
shanks will rescue garp and pudding and pudding will awaken her power and read the poneglyphs for him.
or the revolutionary army does it.
someone on reddit said the noah is for shirahoshi and pluton is for the revolutionary army but idk. bc like she can swim lol.
feeling like penelope from the odyssey waiting 20 years for dragon to make a move
but he redeemed himself in god valley so absolutely no complaints here.
ragnir frees galleila at punk hazard and they join with galley-la and all of them have a dope ole time.
paulie is very concerned about osha violations. this is why he protests ppl showing their legs.
man he’s so peggable ong i would
first time i read fishman island, i thought the sea kings were somehow shipwrights lmao.
blackbeard loaded up his crew with devil fruits so he can harvest them at an opportune moment.
guernica took that pic of gear 5 luffy on purpose as one last fuck-you to cp0 for sending him on a suicide mission.
kidd and killer are alive bc demarco black is impersonating kidd rn and killer is too swag to die.
cross guild does another impel down prison break and they get doffy and he has to work under buggy. pls it would be so funny.
moria and perona will join too.
also kozuki moria redemption arc when!
haki conquers all. luffy defeats blackbeard with pure haki.
the two fruits rocks wanted were the darkness fruit to counter imu and the op-op fruit to kill him.
bb wanted whitebeard’s fruit just for the love of the game.
drum island is gonna be really important for lore. just you wait.
wapol will help reinforce the sunny for the final battle. bellamy will create indestructible flags and sails (as per his cover story).
it would be so funny if morgans drops vivi off on the sunny and he doesn’t know what to do with wapol so he just drops him too.
i think tho they might meet the revs first.
the seraphim and the pacifistas will end up on the straw hats side.
it already happened in egghead with s-snake. it will continue bc the strawhats will treat them like people instead of weapons.
do y’all think mihawk is related to imu or nah
also is perona related to otoko?
the deaths of the satellites in egghead mirror vegapunk’s hero’s journey.
man i have a lot of feelings about the satellites tbh and i love lilith sm.
ace is john the baptist with swag. ole mr rizz em up.
roger underwent twink death after reaching lodestar island.
genuinely what was mihawk’s problem in marineford. hancock, jimbei, and croco (and law lol) helped luffy. kuma is faultless :( moria wanted corpses, and doffy is doffy. bb is on his own shit always. why was the cool vampire swordsman the only bootlicker man. i wanna say zoro and perona radicalized him somehow.
imagine it was actually kumacy.
vista comes back and stalls mihawk yet again.
yamato finally meets ivankov and gets to transition and becomes even hotter.
did y’all know they named a species after inazuma irl!!
kuzan accidentally got radicalized by akainu after ohara. he then spent the rest of his navy career freezing shit and being as inconvenient as possible.
but my man fuji is the real one. banned from hq. straight billing the navy for his meteors. plus, all the events of dressrosa. i love him. and i want him biblically.
magma take here but akainu is better at his job than sengoku.
also i think sengoku is funny esp post timeskip but he’s as bad as any of them. and it’s funny how he always gets glazed as being so smart and tactical but his plans are so dumb.
like executing ace? had to have been purposefully myopic to start the new era, right? or what.
everyone with a big role in marineford, including mr. 3, will have a big role in the final war.
still waiting on that gear 5 dawn pistol!!
what if shanks dyed his hair when he was a kid and now he just has to keep it up.
marco’s fruit makes him immortal.
this was not true lol but i posited that loki has the jesus fruit. lmao.
perona’s stuffies use haki. unclear if she does.
imagine being shanks and you’re trying to get the one piece and your opponents are your evil brother, your evil dad, your ex-best friend, your pupil, and the guy you really hate. poor bastard.
gunko was a normal princess who got domi reversid by imu. (seemingly partially confirmed as of a few weeks ago)
kohza and the alabastan revolutionaries will join the revolutionary army.
imu is the sea god from the harley. or…
there’s another level of impel down below 6 and rocks is in there. just chillin.
according to dragon, goa kingdom/gray terminal was a microcosm of the whole world. imu is trying to purge the “filth” by flooding everything, leaving only mariejois and the wolf bridges intact.
the flood has been planned for over 800 years, based on the construction of the wolf bridges (wg side) and the presumable restructuring of joyboy’s allies’ lands (wano, zou, fmi, amazon lily, etc).
water 7 would turn into a ship country.
i can’t wait for the franky family and the shipwrights to sail up to the final battle omg
and the minks, riding on zunesha. good shit.
picture this. bonney, riding on kuma’s shoulder, commanding an army of pacifistas. sparks joy.
sabo’s birth family will come back into play during the last war.
eating two devil fruits doesn’t actually kill you. cp9 fell victim to world government propaganda.
in one of the last fights of the series, koby one-shots alvida.
akainu got rob lucci’d as a kid and that’s why he’s like this.
we all thought luffy or loki would get domi reversid and the crew would have to bring him down à la thriller bark but ig they’re immune.
it’s gotta be either devil fruits or conquerors, but i feel like both rocks and herald had acoc.
in order to frame baby robin for sinking five battleships, akainu simply sank them himself.
all my elbaph theories about usopp were wrong lmao. however, i thought chopper would learn some lore in hell and come out swinging with gaban, and i was pretty right about that.
binks sake is a record of the void century or some other important piece of historical knowledge, passed down by joyboy and his allies since then.
the kamabakka queendom was also one of joyboy’s allies.
in fact i posit that all the timeskip training zones for the straw hats were allies.
their masters and parent figures will join the final war as well and it will be cool as fuck.
luffy: rayleigh and shanks. zoro: mihawk. sanji: iva and zeff. robin: dragon and saul.
i started writing it and i remembered what happened to fisher tiger and now i’m gonna cry :(
kuzan wasn’t actually being facetious when he was discussing the man w the burn scar with the blackbeard pirates and when he went “who me” he actually meant it bc he is him. he rides his lil bicycle around so no one knows he has a whole ass ship with a road poneglyph on it.
the black ship is ofc infused w haki.
or has sapphire scales and is weak to light but 1179 disproves this.
as of 1170: what if imu is a domi reversi’d davey jones who got body-swapped and then immortal surgeried w law’s fruit’s predecessor. like og imu domi reversid dj to make him super strong and then the op op user switched imu into their body and then did the immortality surgery to make them immortal. and then presumably threw the imu body with dj consciousness into the sea
someone on reddit said that drum/sakura kingdom is the story of the void century in miniature and i think they just may be on to something. 20 kings = 20 doctors. and then wapol, who’s now seen imu irl.
before 1179, never forget how people on reddit reinvented neopronouns to talk about imu. mu/muself era, i’ll never forget you.
1171: elbaph is d doesn’t mean it’s the only d. i think it means it’s one of the d.
brook has the highest capacity to aura farm after everyone except g5 luffy. eta: wait holup there’s also jimbei. he aura farms like crazy.
the voice of all things doesn’t actually allow you to read poneglyphs. oden read them for roger and big mom and everyone else just assumed that was how he did it.
franky’s dick has to be at least retractable or something right
i forget where i said jarul was sus but maybe formally apologize to mr. jarul i was wrong and he’s cool as hell
law’s laugh is lawlawlawlaw and that’s why he never laughs.
law just needed any strong fighter to 2v1 big mom. however, kidd would not have won without law.
in fact i submit to you that law is basically the only person who even has a shot at taking down linlin. eta nvm blackbeard.
blackbeard gets domi reversid and becomes nice.
hopefully this isn’t true but what if the last verse of binks sake predicts that brook is left alone to tell the tales of their adventures around the seas :(
the throne is what is making imu immortal. they sit on it every day and it gives them power.
1176: conquerors has nothing to do w domi reversi. we just thought.
bc lowkey having conquerors being the secret to everything is so ass. so i hope it’s not. of the warriors fighting the domi reversid giants, only zoro has conquerors, so we’ll find out. it would be crazy if hajrudin, dorry, and broggy all had it lmao
1179: imu made a covenant with himself. it’s a level higher than the gorosei. it’s like a cursed technique that restricts him to mariejois.
tbf i don’t think that’s true and it’s probably js law’s fruit but what if.
1180: imu has the sun wukong fruit.
semi related but i’d crack him like a glow stick.
1181: first of all holy shit and second of all i think maybe joyboy, imu, roger, and luffy all share(d) the same dream.
also 1181: linlin was literally right. you can gigantify people. or at least, you could in the past.
also that’s what happened w long ring long land. you could just do that and be long asf back then.
since doflamingo was supposed to be in wano, i think the original plan was likely to have law whoop him, down to using corazon’s silence ability. but i’m not mad about him fighting linlin instead.
however, here’s what i sort of wish had happened. linlin doesn’t come to wano. instead, aramaki gets there early. law and kidd 2v1 him, or law solos him. luffy defeats kaido. then tsuru comes with a fleet and yamato and momo have a diplomatic victory over her. wano ends and egghead proceeds as normal. linlin then shows up in elbaph, straight raging.
but i understand that this would cause issues with the current storyline and would fuck up the powerscaling too much. but still.
