simpleton

julia leave me alone

[androphilia]

Death and the Maiden by Marianne Stokes, circa 1908

[syndromeyournemesis-blog]

this was literally me and Julia last night when I was asking her to get up and make me chocolate milk and she wouldn't

[weloveshortvideos]

[darrevanhansen-deactivated20170]

George Washington used to make inaccurate or misleading signs on the route to his house to avoid having guests. Happy Birthday to this man after my own heart <3

[abcnews-deactivated20251106]

106-year-old woman has priceless reaction meeting President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. “I thought I would never live to get in the White House, and I tell you, I am so happy!”

[mixgawdess]

Just so beautiful

[7mangoes]

I don’t want them to leave 😭😭

[esachicaa]

😢

[crownfullofcurls-deactivated201]

That was so cute 😓

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

106 and so lively

[absolutetravist]

[clupster]

[melxncholymermxid]

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

i trust him

[alisonzai]

[judgmentkazzy0]

20 minutes into selling your amphibious exploring vehicle and chill he gives you this look

[oldbeephog]

[sonicthehedgegod]

this is on my dashboard at least every four days

[chillyfeetsteak]

it’s back

[mirkokosmos]

Tian Shan, China

[expiredpineapplecans]

GO TO HIM

[ladystarksansa]

THIS IS THE BEST ONE OMG

[syndromeyournemesis-blog]

i can't wait 2 report my crazy bitch of a boss to the IRS for tax fraud after I leave this shitty job!!!

[ethernetcord]

[zoomerbro]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[crossroadsbela]

^okay but honestly???

Like have any of you ever held a baby on your hip and had like weird maternal flashbacks to what it must have felt like for you ancestors to do this??

Someone come talk to me about women in history balancing things on their hips I want to major in it