get your shit together charlie brown!

I'm a thirty year old dumbass and I like books and comics. This is a "humor" blog and rarely a host to comics I draw. Talk to me if you want? (I'm a gay and also a cis dude)

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[lord-kitschener]

[thedreadpiratecam]

Why he light skinned?

[yourladyindank]

Because Martin Luther was white and German.

[fancynewaddress]

did…

did someone confuse Luther with Jesus omg

[lookwhathappenedtomack]

I suspect they confused him with Martin Luther King

[lets-talk-about-sects]

Oh no

[the-golden-ghost]

I mean, I get mixing them up based on names alone, but I’m concerned about the people who think Martin Luther King Jr. routinely wrote with a quill or dressed like a Renaissance man.

[twofacetoo]

At that point it’s your own damn fault for making that kind of mistake

[janiedean]

but why is martin luther the fastest sold playmobil figurine

[protoindoeuropean]

Protestants be shoppin

[lucerei]

[elamarth-calmagol]

Trainwreck of a post

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[charlesoberonn]

You named your cat "mouse"?

[virtualgirladvance]

and my parents named me chastity what of it?

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[irondive]

[ripempezardexerox]

[swarnpert]

[trailcams]

source

[lakevida]

[raterdedbaby]

i am the biggest shit head in the world but you kind of find it attractive

[lakevida]

cited by 3

[fuckingfreud]

Postcards, ca. 1908 

[sleepywithoutcoffee]

[lemodoe]

[jothwip]

these hoes dont want a solution, they just want somone to talk to

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[wooftphr]

smoking a pack of benjamin button prerolls on the beach that makes you old

[wooftphr]

it seems like nothings changed, but you will never be the same

[wooftphr]

every time an hour passes you experience two hours minus an hour

[toriel-2]

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

[theveryquietquiet]

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[toriel-2]

whos there

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