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“Can you rephrase the question?”
“Its best to keep me pleased.”
ship with me you cowards
bcthgreene:
❝What exactly is your ambition? Besides finding new ways to annoy me?❞
“To make people smile, of course! It’s why I’m so nice.”
weaknesstopower:
That voice- familiar, painful, impossible… but there was no body it wasn’t impossible but no one could have seen it coming. You should have. Anger, shock, disbelief, grief, relief- everything swirled around her head making it difficult to think to process. She turns towards a familiar figure she never thought she’d see again.
“What?” when every emotion tries to come out in one word all she is left with is a noise of breathy disbelief in a sharp juxtaposition to her form- graceful yet with a posture stiff and defensive, a viper coiled and ready to strike if needed. “You-”
-should be dead, -can’t be here,-’re alive, -should have stayed dead, -’re a bastard, -‘re here so what do you want.
She relaxes slightly- the shock gone she had always been good at processing things even with her emotions making things difficult- but not enough to make anyone believe there was any trust in the figure before her, no that was gone.
“Syndrome.” there is ice in her words, her anger had always ran cold- the ice to his fire.
“Intel wasn’t wrong about this -- God, am I gonna cry? This is too GOOD.”
It’s self-indulgent, really, but wasn’t that Buddy Pine? He enjoyed every moment of this, the way she looked at him, oh! If he could have had a camera on hand, he’d be a happy man. Instead he relaxed, nonchalant despite his godlike achievement. He’d always loved getting a reaction out of Mirage, the tastiest beanpole in the world.
“Hey now, what’s with the hostility? I didn’t free your arch nemesis and force a lotta paperwork onto you and -- oh yeah -- uproot your whole life, now did I?” He let out a sigh, larger than needed. “It’s okay, really, and -- right, right, right, you’re welcome for the company.” He tapped a foot in the grass, to step forward.
“How’ve you been though, huh?”
@bcthgreene
“You’re still here, singing for change? Get some ambition, sweetheart.”
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SUPERVILLAIN LOOK BOOK // SYNDROME (buddy pine.)
Above is a summary of how you’ll find Buddy dressed; as the canon material has him in only that (damn) supersuit, people tend to assume he’s in that all the time. While I totally understand that, and will try to roll with the punches, I thought I’d put together an aesthetic of how I interpret him.
While people think he’s short and fat because...? His main point of reference is Mr. Incredible & Mirage, both of whom are either super tall or super thin. He’s broad, sure, but I never saw him as fat or short. He’s taller than Mirage, who wears heels, and he’s only half a foot shorter than Mr. Incredible who’s about 6′9″. (I made a whole post about this specific headcanon.) Point is, he’s slick and he knows business.
His palette is black and white, with some shades of grey or blue. He has tamed his oversized locks and gone for something more streamlined and less attention grabbing. He wears a watch, similar to the wrist brace he wore in terms of sleekness, but few other accessories.
weaknesstopower:
It was pointless to come here, disturbing old ghosts, every time was the last time but not long after here she’d be again- standing over an empty grave. Some would chalk it up to grief but sometimes Mirage wasn’t sure she was allowed to grieve- their her actions led to this- but she loved him, still did even after he broke her heart and worst of all her trust. She could have died that day but in the end he did- it was almost poetic.
She had been here longer than normal- it was time to go back to real life. Let the dead lie until the next time.
Theatrical? Syndrome?
Please.
The overcast afternoon caused the shadows to vanish, and in some way, that was true. Not that he was desperate for the world to see him, as few knew of his feats. Why would The Incredibles (crappy name, by the way) think to report a dead man?
No, they shirked off their problems to that Rick Dick guy, who went to his bosses and, well... Who did they work for? There was a reason the division closed down; the government was in debt to his company for weapons, and they needed to get their money from somewhere.
Whatever, the point is, here’s the one who caused all these problems. Not that the mechanical ball of death hadn’t made most of them. He approached, dark coat, dark shirt, dark expression. “For someone so smart, you really don’t question things, do you?” His voice was light and airy, thoughtless -- she really kept coming here, huh?
“Kinda desperate, honestly.”
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS : pt. 2 → dan out of context / super mario 64
DISCLAIMER : nsfw mentions
‘ what’s up, you fuckin’ pussies? ‘ ‘ everything the light touches will fucking explode. ‘ ‘ turtle died. i died. ‘ ‘ i’m gonna shoot some fuckin’ baby batter. ‘ ‘ i can’t believe penis.fartnet is not working to 100% capacity. ‘ ‘ oh my god, i’m so fuckin’ good at this. ‘ ‘ the fuckin’ plebs i have to share this planet with… ‘ ‘ i’d rather stab my own face with my own dick. ‘ ‘ he just took all the hot ladies and left. ‘ ‘ have you ever put gold bond medicated powder on your balls? ‘ ‘ every titty is unique and special! ‘ ‘ florida truly is the unprotected dick of the united states. ‘ ‘ look at those magic mike fingers going up your cooter! ‘ ‘ d’you see jared leto cut his hair? i am DAMP! ‘ ‘ it’s “kingdom, phylum, order, genus, pizza”. everbody knows that. ‘ ‘ do i have coverage under my dental flan? ‘ ‘ i’ll donate their corpses to a museum. ‘ ‘ what’s up, cracker tits? ‘ ‘ who the fuck invented facebook? ‘ ‘ MARK ZUCKERBERG. ‘ ‘ why do you never look at me during? ‘ ‘ at age six, i was born without a face. ‘ ‘ two hours! two hours on that shit! ‘ ‘ not so tough now, are you, carl! ‘ ‘ do you think… if someone was afraid of obama, they’d be called “barack-nophobic”? ‘ ‘ what, you don’t think there’s a note out there that can make you shit your pants? ‘ ‘ bro. bro. bro. y’got any stamps? ‘‘ what the fuck is wrong with this asshole? ‘ ‘ mmm… slanty… ‘ ‘ have my children, you’re so talented! ‘ ‘ and abraham said unto moses, “bruh… dude, aliens…” ‘ ‘ fuckin’ camera sucks! ‘ ‘ i want an apple i can just jam into my throat without chewing. ‘ ‘ all these flavors and you chose to be salty. ‘ ‘ grab on to that pop tart and hold on for dear life. ‘ ‘ sugar is bad for you! ‘ ‘ remember when a newspaper was six pence? ‘ ‘ we’re fuckin’ with physics! ‘
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Pixar Challenge: ↳ 2 villains [½] → Syndrome
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“I’m not gonna say I’m the best, but if you say it? Well, I’m not gonna argue with you.‘
SYNESSE: noun Syndrome ala the Incredibles (with future proof verse, so they can participate in The Incredibles 2.)
1. impressive delicacy and skill. "orchestral playing of great finesse" synonyms: skill, subtlety, expertise, flair, knack, panache, flourish, artistry, art, artfulness, virtuosity, mastery, genius, trick ruse, manoeuvre, scheme, machination, bluff, wile; informal dodge "he won by a clever finesse"
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Buddy stands at 6′1″, and weighs around 185lbs, based on the Wiki entry regarding his physical features. His weight varies based on his verse, as he comprises of mechanical parts when he is post-film and injured (his main verse is clarified in his About). He also has a varying level of muscle definition, depending on his verse as well. He’s denoted as muscular in the Wiki page and I’m inclined to agree.
Due to the style of the film and his comparison to Mr. Incredible, people think he is much shorter than he actually is. The truth of the matter is, he has shorter legs and a very long torso, and a longer head. His hair is impossibly cartoony in proportions, and is only played up for his villainy times. A more comprehensive guide to his style and appearance will be coming, but I wanted to clarify this first.
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Well, well, well -- The Incredibles 2 is coming out soon and I miss my boy.
@fiigment
❛I appreciate your work ethic, really, truly, but you need to just -- stop. You’re of no use to me if you burn out.❜ It’s almost nice. It’s always only almost nice.
@ambiitiiously
❛That’s so weird because... I don’t remember asking for your opinion.❜ He laughs, and not kindly.