A Passionate Love Affair With 80s Synths

No thought, head empty

[viralfrog]

[bebx]

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

[memeuplift]

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[cannibalchicken]

[bonitavista-deactivated20190411]

Montmuran Castle,  France

photo via patrick

[postcard-from-the-past]

100 years ago:

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

I gave a victorian kid some sour patch kids and he sprinkled a little bit of cocaine on it as casually as you would salt before even taking a bite

[omegasmileyface]

he was biting the sour patch kids?

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Yeah that's how you eat them

[omegasmileyface]

i stick them in my mouth whole. am i the weird one or is the victorian kid the weird one? about the biting, not the cocaine. i do that part too.

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

Do you. At least chew them

[omegasmileyface]

yeah i do chew them i just dont feel a need to take a bite out of something that's already bite-sized, yknow? it's like taking a bite out of a skittle, to me. could definitely just be me though

[thomas-pennypinch]

oy where do i get more of these nectar-sweet bastards what are colored like precious stones

[omegasmileyface]

fuck OFF thomas

[elodieunderglass]

He was biting them because he’s so much littler than you. Look at him. He can’t get a whole one in his mouth. You could lose him down a drain. When you put him up a chimney, even a small chimney, you probably have to give him directions like he’s on the Swindon magic roundabout. SECOND LEFT AT THE NEXT BRICK, Thomas. NO, OTHER BRICK. NO, THE OTHER LEFT.

[elodieunderglass]

You shouldn’t salt your sour patch kids btw it’s bad for you

[hedge-rambles]

Thank you for that important addendum. Putting cocaine on them is fine though, right?

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah yeah I’m not his mum

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hey guys guess what happened again just now

[lurkingbyers-deactivated2025052]

these are fun to make

[art-of-mathematics]

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

[amayikes]

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

[zooarchaeologyatdinner]

I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"

[yodaprod]

1983

[neon-wonderlands]

[manachan200]

yelena & potatoes everywhere (good)

[innermosttrashmachine]

Our Parents Music - TheTeaAddict

[godwantsit]