the gay as fuck synth

Micha. 20s. Genderfluid.Fic & Edit requests are open. Just send the request to the inbox.

[halloweenmagick]

[rpmusings-galore]

           I am made of bullets; 

                             s h r a p n e l

                    You are solar flares

                                 &&  soft lips 

                     better creatures could love you, I know.                        But, now, they’ll have to get through                                               [ m e ]

[love]

Mt. Rainier, Washington by Protik Hossain

[valtsv]

oh to be pinned against a wall by my arch nemesis who i am secretly pining for and smirk insolently up at them while fantasizing about kissing them and being kissed back as they lean forward until our noses are almost touching to whisper threats which are meant to intimidate me but only turn me on more in my ear

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thepersonalquotes]

[yafictionquotes]

[wnq-writers]

I’m empty yet full of chaos.

Rida Aamina (via wnq-writers)

[ruinedchildhood]

[mieczyslawstilniski]

forgive me father, for i have sinned. and as i kneel here now; hands red with blood, i know deep down, that i’ll do it again.

confessions || k.a. (via phrongs)

[lavncelot1-deactivated20170507]

a savage a n t i n o u s

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[agoatinthecircus]

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

[thyrell]

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

[synthiisms-blog]

An Update:

I’m divorced. It’s okay.

I’m back to living in the US. Not so okay.

I’m alive and well, and there’s nothing wrong with me.

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[cheap-pink-mints]

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

[narwhalsarefalling]

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

[cheap-pink-mints]

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

this is amazing thank you

[wordsnquotes]

You, of all people, deserve a happy ending. Despite everything that happened to you, you aren’t bitter. You aren’t cold. You’ve just retreated a little and been shy, and that’s okay.

Sylvain Reynard, Gabriel’s Inferno (via wordsnquotes)

[hangthebloodycode-deactivated20]

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[inner]

Dear person reading this, 

      You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.