Animal Crackers in the Dark

crumbs of the remnants of the full animal cracker which is my life.

[syrborn]

If stars can turn into black holes why cant I?

[syrborn]

Dirty raunchy sex is a need sometimes

[syrborn]

Haven't disappeared. .i'm busy. Sorry

[syrborn]

It wasnt to fuck with you. I just didnt know. Wrong is the wrong word. I'm sorry.

[syrborn]

I didnt realize you were still here. I just needed somewhere to post where no one could see. But guess even that's wrong too.

[syrborn]

Didnt know two words could tear me down that much

[syrborn]

Now the longest week of my life... potentially three if it takes that long

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[dickslapthestate]

So I went to her YouTube channel cuz I was like “yo I want some more funny robot videos.

Turns out:

Her latest update on twitter just came out less than a day ago:

Hopefully, her recovery goes well.

On a lighter note, when she discussed the possibility of going blind in one eye as a result of the surgery she got a comment:

[draciformes]

She’s recovering wonderfully and she is not blind and doesnt have any complications! And she rented a full workshop, she used to work literally on the other side of her tiny basically one or two room house but now she has a whole workshop! I’m so happy for her

[ravenhexxx]

This made my fucking day…..I usually only blog about Witchy things but .this just made me smile and laugh so….what is more bewitching that a smile and a laugh …..so fuck it …posted

[botanyshitposts]

I planted some saguaro seeds about a week ago. Who woukda thunk that such large lads start out so smol. (submitted @nolayelde)

this speaks for itself when paired with a pic of the grown plant for scale:

they usually live to be 150+ years old. cutting one down in Arizona, where they’re native, is a felony with a maximum 9 months in prison. 

in my brief wikipedia exploration to find out how old they could be for this ask i found out that there was a dude in 1982 who was vandalizing one (which is also highly illegal) by shooting at it and then poking at it, and not only did the 500 pound arm of the cactus he was shooting at fall on top of him, but the actual trunk of the cactus then also proceeded to fall on him. he died. smited by the cactus gods for his transgressions 

[nolayelde]

There was one we had in our backyard that fell on our fence and buckled the steel bar. When the guy came by to take it away he sliced into roughly foot long segments and we kept one. It was really cool in the inside, also the chlorophyll is on the inside. My mom turned the outer layer into a lampshade

Sorry it’s dusty lmao no idea how to clean it

[botanyshitposts]

i…………..idk how to react to this but this is definitely an item i wasn’t expecting 

[devipotato]

here’s another fun fact about saguaro cactuses (or cacti - both are fine!): when they die, the flesh on them erodes away and leaves these really cool wood-like structures

they’re called bones. these are cactus bones

[botanyshitposts]

……oh

[verazelinski-deactivated2019102]

Homophones, Weakly, a blog masterminded by Bruce Worden

[30000fps]

[ill-horse]

[sennenkoi]

[70thousandlightyearsfromhome]

In Flight

[syrborn]

Time between

I was bullied between that time and high school. I was the weird one...the one that never fit in. I had one friend that I was close to but he was also friends with the ones that dodnt accept me. I was stood up at a dance. Was heart breaking for me. All dressed up..and for you to show up with someone else. Didnt even say anything to me...that truly hurt

[syrborn]

The First kiss

6th grade...was walking with you to pick up your sibling and you called to me from outside the hallway we were alone...you kissed my cheek and told me you couldnt wait for the summer. We spent that summer together. You moved away never to be heard from again and I moved. That was all. That was the first.

[actuallywatson]

“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story