“What’s your fav ship?-” “Who’s your fav rare-pair?—”
You think I come on here to see another man be blessed with a bountiful amount of hoes?? NAW TWIN. I arrive at the devils sacrament to collect concubines like a corrupt emperor.
This is MY harem and these are MY bitches, and if anyone’s doing the bending it’s ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
You both will take naps together whenever. He doesn't care!!
Sometimes, if you use his sleeping bag during the day, he'll wake you up, but on the rare occasion that he's doing something that day, he'll pick you up and lay you down in bed with the sleeping bag.
Despite being a normal napper and a sleepy dude, his hero work still keeps him up most of the night.
He'll come home to find you in the same fucking spot on the couch in his sleeping bag.
He finds it cute as well as concerning.
Hawks
He wakes you up every time he catches you sleeping.
If he can't take a nap, you can't either!!
He's kinda mean about it, but it's playfully mean.
He sometimes picks you up while you're sleeping, opens the window, and flies with you in his arms until you yell at him to put you down. It scares the shit out of you, and he finds it funny.
One day, he came home, and you were standing by the kitchen counter. He was so happy you were awake!! Until he realized that you were sleeping standing up.
He freaked out!! Like, now he's worried..
Sometimes, after work, he'll also want a nap. He'll come up to you and wrap his wings around you and lay limp on top of you.
He calls you the sleepiest pillow he knows.
All Might
He's the most concerned out of anyone. He takes you to Recovery Girl for checkups on the regular.
You had to tell him that you were okay and that you just slept way more than you should.
He's still worried, of course, but he reals in back after you tell him that "you're so nice to be around, it makes me tired.."
That man is FLATTERED AND FLUSTERED!!!!
He let's you nap on his lap often, his hands in your hair as he mummbles sweet words to you.
He sometimes forgets that you don't always regress, so he'll come home caching you watching a scary movie or something and quickly turns it off, or he'll make you a drink in a sippy cup when you ask him for water and hand it to you
You had to talk to him afterwards😭
He likes chilling with you when you go small
Type of cg who listens to you babble on and on and he just nods his head along with you.
Calls you bird related names, “Peep, little birdy, baby bird, chicken leg,“
Sometimes he calls you mean names when he's playing around with you, “little brat, okay eagle, little squawker”
This dude will have the TV on full blast with your favorite songs or videos
He doesn't want to give rules to you when you turn small, but he has to because he knows it helps you regress better
He plays with you all the time!!! You want to play hide and seek, guess who, or even a card game? Of course, he wants to play with you!!!
If you get overwhelmed by his voice, he makes sure to calm down and whisper to you. It's difficult for him, but he knows you sacrifice a lot, so he can do this for you.
Holds you all the time.
He hold you on his hip like a little toddler, has definitely tried to get a baby holder for his chest to set you in.
It didn't work and felt horrible.
He let's you play with his hair and paint his nails if you're big enough.
All the basic ones with his own twist, “my pretty little DJ, little listener, cutie, my little baby!!”
🖤 - shouta is a flip with no particular lean and it’s actually really difficult to tell when he’s regressed. he doesn’t talk differently, nor does he really act any differently. he’s self-sufficient and able to do grown up things by himself, which means most of shouta’s regression is purely internal with how he thinks and views things. he’s softer, more open and wanting of affection, and he’s a little less socially aware (typically, he knows the social rules and just disregards them because they’re irrational and pointless. when he’s small, however, he just genuinely misses or forgets them).
🖤 - a fair bit of his regression is rather atypical to what most people would picture. he doesn’t have much interest in childish activities, like coloring or watching cartoons, and he doesn’t have much in terms of gear either. all he really needs is his caregiver, usually hizashi or nemuri, and a cat— either real or in the form of his stuffed one. he does enjoy cuddles and bubble baths, though, and he likes being hizashi’s little helper; sometimes helping grade simpler english assignments and putting stickers on the ones that do well, and other times helping him put stuff in the cart at the grocery store.
🖤 - napping is an absolute must. a lot of shouta’s little time comes from how overworked he is and his brain forcing him to take some time to himself. he likes curling up in a dark corner, away from everyone and everything, and sleeping until someone wakes him. he can’t drive, regardless of how big he is, so he likes when his caregiver sets him up in the back seat and drives around, letting him nap with the quiet rumble of a car and the radio turned down low.
🖤 - he refuses to regress around the kids but sometimes it’s not really his choice. he has multiple systems set in place just in case he’s having a bad day or his brain decides to regress randomly, as it often does when he gets too comfortable. this especially becomes the case when he starts training shinsou and eri gets taken into his care. he’s a chronic compartmentalizer, just like hizashi is, and does his best to keep things as separated as possible.
🖤 - he actually doesn’t like coffee that much and only drinks it for the benefits it gives him. when he’s small, however, he refuses it entirely because it’s gross. he does drink tea, though. one time, nedzu let him hide in the principal’s office because he was regressing at work and the rat thought it very funny to give him his tea cooled down in a sippy cup. shouta nearly quit that day, but he still has the sippy cup on the highest shelf in his kitchen.
🖤 - he likes wearing fuzzy socks when he’s small, always grabbing random ones and wearing them mismatched because he can’t be bothered to find the right pairs. he just likes being comfortable in socks, sweats, and a baggy hoodie (he likes heavier ones because the weight is comforting).
🖤 - he also likes when people do his hair. shouta normally just does the bare minimum with it, keeping it healthy and functional over stylish, and that usually leaves it untangled but still messy and frizzy. he finds himself at his youngest when someone is running their hands through his hair, playing with it or braiding it or washing it during a bath. it’s probably the closest he gets to regressing “normally” (there is no normal way, but you get the point).
🖤 - overall, his regression is heavily used as a means to cope with his past traumas (including how they physically manifest as chronic pain), and he’s just a quiet kid that needs a little more attention than normal. he tries not to bother people because he believes he can handle things on his own, but his friends love him and love taking care of him <3
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
So I made a Undertale reverse harem fic, yippee!!! It's different than the one I posted on my account earlier, and this is the one time I'm posting this on my Tumblr
The first two chapters are out now if you'd like to give it a read and help me with plot points or chapter Ideas
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Undertale (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sans/Reader, Papyrus/Reader, sans aus/reader, Papyrus AUs/Reader
Characters: Sans (Undertale), Papyrus (Undertale), Sans (Underfell), Sans (Underswap), Sans (Fellswap gold), Sans (Fellswap red), Sans (swapfell), Sans (Horrortale), Papyrus (Underfell), Papyrus (Underswap), Papyrus (Fellswap gold), Papyrus (fellswap red), Papyrus (Swapfell), Papyrus (horrortale)
Additional Tags: NO FONTSCEST, Fluff, Average Undertale fanfic, Reverse Harem, Awkward reader, I'll try to not make it annoying, use of Y/N, but you'll get nicknames soon enough, skeletons x reader, constructive criticism is welcome, I would appreciate more chapter ideas, Will Add More Tags As This Updates, Author is new at writing, please be nice to author :( - Freeform, this won't have much plot, reader comes from a lowerclass family, i'm projecting
Summary:
A socially awkward person ends up finding an ad for a roommate position in the nice part of town. How will Y/N react to living with more than two people?
