gary the snail

Chlöe - She/Her

[virginiaisforhaters]

mood for life

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pink-louboutins]

instead of dark mode, there should be a pink mode option

[jackkdaniels]

we all make fun of Zuko for “that’s rough buddy” but like. how the fuck are you supposed to respond when someone just nonchalantly says “my girlfriend turned into the moon”

[zerofucks-zerochill]

Charli

[send-player]

Don’t talk to me or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey or my pidgey ever again

[taeminssacrifice]

thinking about this serve

[eco-socialism]

Ecosocialist praxis

[damnianweynee]

I support you poison Ivy

[rainbowgazes-archive]

honestly unfollow me if you ate a cheese

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you are suspicious but i cannot prove anything so your safe for now

[rainbowgazes-archive]

wait a fucking minute

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]

[dailydnp]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[catchymemes]

[moonemojii]

he brought me wendy

[moleshow]

[the-tree-line]

my fave thing about alligators is that evolution was just like.. “yeah that’s fine” and left them for 80 million years

[unyanizedcatboys]

My favorite thing about evolution is that it’s tried to make crabs on at least 4 different occasions independently of previous species

[the-tree-line]

so this IS peak performance

[andmaybegayer]

Biology be like "time for crab"

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[whitepeopletwitter]