Rainbow Quartz 2.0 Is Life

Paige 23 She/Her Fandom blog/ things that make me laugh Special Education Teacher

[embroiderycrafts]

I added the finishing touches to on my raptor piece 🦖🪡 by Bustedflush91

[ruinedchildhood]

[emiko-matsui]

taako core

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[shangheists]

well if you close your eyes

[ghost-cassette]

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

[frottinq]

just saw a girl with "5'1 with tattoos" as her tinder bio and I desperately want to match with her solely and only because I want to ask "how tall are you without tattoos?"

[filmnoirsbian]

My dad has a massive vegetable garden and it is his life. Whenever I ask how things are going, he tells me about the garden. Periodically he will text me a picture of the things he's harvested and ask when I'm coming to pick them up. And for a while, the biggest bit of garden gossip has been his nemesis, the gopher. This gopher was consistently ruining his day by pilfering the best of everything just before my dad could harvest it. Anytime I talked to him, all he had to tell me about was "that damned gopher." He dreamt about killing the gopher, his truest enemy. He tried to train the dog to hunt the gopher, but the dog is a pacifist. He led some of the barn cats to the holes, but the barn cats have unionized and refused his offered rate. He then laid no-kill traps (can't risk having poison near the crops) with eventual gophercide in mind, but then suddenly he was faced with a cute and terrified animal and didn't have the heart. He released it. "He was so scared, he'll never come back." The gopher was back the next day, with a vengeance. That was some weeks ago. Today, my dad sent me pictures of his garden, and I saw a squash gently laid by the gopher's hole, like a package left on the doorstep. I said "Dad, what's that squash doing there by the gopher hole?" He said "Oh, he likes squash best." In an effort to appease the gopher, my father now gives him a little squash everyday, like leaving an offering for a garden spirit. This apparently works well as a compromise; the gopher has stopped stealing, content to have his meals delivered to his door.

[delphinidin4]

[combustion-man]

[corrucyst]

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

[moved-maniacpixiedreamgirl-deac]

me and pjo mutuals raising from our graves in each other's notifs whenever rick riordan breathes and pisses us off

[lizzibennet]

Us showing up on release day to get the 38203902th book rick riordan wrote just as a blatant cash grab which we are perfectly aware of and yet cannot help but read whatever crumbs he throws at us

[gangueiro]

[transviktortalis]

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

[alleiradayne]

NOW it’s serious

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[soriwu]

You're doing amazing yahoo

[iimr3]

so I guess it's time for kwesi to get hired lmao

[dianaprinceownsmyass]

I hope the Try Guys company has grown enough to have an HR department now, because boy do they need it

[themacbethslayer]

Ronald the puppet can't keep up the HR department by himself!

[fudanshispam]

im gonna throw up

[thelastharbinger]

You know what's really rubbing salt into this wound? There is a recent Try Guys upload where because Alex is supposed to be getting married, was featured in a video where the guys had to purchase bridesmaid dresses and their engaged staff and respective partners had to select a winner for best outfit and that person was effectively to become their bridesmaid pick.

Ned literally wore a bridesmaid dress, for FUN, FOR the employee he cheated on his wife with, whom is also ENGAGED, AND had been creating content around her upcoming wedding on the channel as well. What. The. Fuck.