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I’m not any more funny or likable on tumblr than I am on Twitter … can’t figure out the issue

Is that a malnourished Victorian chimney sweep playing a perfect ball into the box for a Croatian chance? Nope, it’s the great Luka Modric

*Croatia simply too classy for this dynamic but still inexperienced Canada side who have tried their best to stay with them

Stunner! Canada put all the pressure on Croatia just 3 minutes in

Croatia are better footballers man for man but Canada have youth and better athletes… over the course of a long league campaign, class tends to show but in a tournament like this with fleeting matchups, a spoiler is vastly more common and that is what makes these competitions so intriguing, people

Well done to Morocco; I’m sure all my Moroccan mutuals are like “fuck it, let’s smoke some crack”

Experienced but only semi-fit Lukaku on to try and save Belgium … the lack of a fit, world-class forward has hurt them massively at this WC

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England have been pretty rubbish today … the US have been very good, but lacking up front … tense match

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Oh that’s a beauty … the great man makes up for a rubbish free kick with a pinpoint shot across the keeper into the far corner and the Argentinian fans spring to life

*watched it again and it’s splendid … the first touch to tee it up for himself and the presence of mind to just roll it across the keeper low to the corner … beauty

** not to be outdone! Fernandez with another beauty and Argentina surely have finished off Mexico for good

Messi, great as he is, has always been inconsistent taking free kicks … it’s one of the few weaker points in his arsenal despite a number of highlight reel FKs, his success rate is poor … but nobody’s going to tell him “no” in the World Cup

I’ve watched today’s matches on Telemundo because I’d rather not understand 95% of the commentary than listen to an American butcher it

HON

2-1

Shocking complacency in the French defense … they might blow this yet

Rubbish corner from the GREASEMAN…

Oh!!! The Danes strike back via corner… set-pieces are so often the lifeline and so it proves once again … I haven’t seen a Dane pounce on a snack like that since Scooby Doo 🤣👉

France all over Denmark but just missing the key pass to really unlock them … but surely a goal is coming … HON HON HON

Mbappe tried to do a Dennis Bergkamp there but the Danes were hip … he’s not been clinical today

HA! I hit save and he scores! HONNNN HONNNN HONNNNNNN … nice one-two with Hernandez and France get the long overdue goal 🇫🇷🥖🍷

Thank god the geniuses at FIFA are expanding this already bloated tournament to 48 goddamned teams so we can be treated to more absolute football sewage like this … the ball has been on the ground for about 25% of this match… makes Graham Taylor’s England look like Spain 2010 … garbage

My god this Tunisia side are a bunch of kicking, shoving twats … Australia are rubbish, of course but it’s mainly Tunisia to blame for this international match that looks more like Gillingham taking on Doncaster Rovers … dreadful stuff

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