𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒔🌼

❁𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝑨 𝑳𝑶𝑻 𝒐𝒇 𝑵𝑪𝑻 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆❁

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Jin: I love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit.

Jimin: Like who?

Namjoon: Hey, does soap have calories?

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Hoshi: Sometimes it’s just you and your emotional support Shinee song

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Wooyoung: *Mickey mouse voice* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

Seonghwa: GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BED, NOW!

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Jaehyun: Be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

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"NCT Dream when they were trainees"

Chenle: You should NEVER arrest your own family

Renjun: Who the fuck are you?

Jeno: HEY! He is Chenle

Renjun: Well, tell Chenle that i'm going to strangle him at the table

Jisung: HEY! He is my best friend! You touch him, you're gonna have to go through me first!

Renjun: Who the fuck are you?

Renjun: I'll kill you and kill him with your fucking dead body

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Hendery: life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

Winwin: Do you need a hug?

Hendery: if it's not too much to ask

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Yunho: So, what do you think, Mingi?

Jongho: Oh come on, every time that Mingi thinks he takes like 10% of damage

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Ten: You wanna goy upstairs?

Johnny: Sure...

Ten: Hum.. you have protection?

Johnny: w-why? Whats up there?

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Subin: Who wants to have a knife fight in the forest with me

Sejun: What knife size are we talking here

Subin: Its not the size that matters its the memories u make

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I.N: Hey, what are you doing? You were supposed to call Chan hyung for dinner

Seungmin: (Points to the door)

Chan's note on te door: "PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE, I've got a weeks worth of work to do in 3 hours because i have the time management skills of a carrot. Thank you"

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Yuta chasing Mark: bro cmon. wheres my smooch

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‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’

- IN screaming at the age of 19 forced to make adult phonecalls

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Yeosang: Don’t cry because its over

Yeosang: cry because you’re ugly

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"I've never said 1 coherent thing in my life"

- Lucas, probably

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Hoshi: You’ve got to dress to impress.

Hoshi: (pulls out a tshirt with several waluigi faces on it)

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Changbin: Seungmin told me I can't say "yes" to anything, but i can't just say "no"

(Later)

Felix: Are you saying yes? Just say out loud, yes or no

Changbin: Humm...

Changbin: (...)

Changbin: (Boops Felix's nose)

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Hyunjin: (gets shampoo in his eyes) I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

Hyunjin: (gets a sunburn) great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

Hyunjin: (tripping over something) I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me