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johnny in âitâs awkward but itâs okayâ ep.5-2
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DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.Â
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the âOh! time to poop!â kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now Iâve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a âpretentious white girl for wanting soyâand so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or âSkinnyâ or âsoyâ or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!Â
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.Â
I have Celiac Disease, so Iâm very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).Â
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didnât think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage thatâs hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and donât just disregard someoneâs order. Itâs not funny and it can have serious consequences.
I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.
Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasnât enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job thatâs serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.
My youngest cousin â who is now five, he just started kindergarten â has Celiacâs disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times Iâve heard my aunt say sheâs ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitressâs eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin â my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.
I cannot tolerate caffeineâit makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when Iâm out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying âis this decaf like I asked for?â I always say âoh, did I remember to order decaf?â I shouldnât have to act like Iâm the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if thereâs any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, âif thereâs any doubt, please get another one, or just give me waterâif this is regular, itâll mess up my heartâ and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.Â
but I shouldnât HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!
Iâve reblogged this maaaany times before but thereâs a few new stories on here so iâm doing it again.
cut this shit out
donât be that kind of asshole.
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL TILL NOON THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW TO GET THIS AT LEAST ONE MIlLION NOTES REBLOG THIS FUCKERS
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BTS Reaction: Walking In On You Dancing but You Canât Dance
Jin
You were in your living room, music blasting, and dancing like a complete idiot. This was your normal style of dancing because you couldnât dance at all. It was something you didnât tell people or let them see, so when you got a message from Jin saying that he would be home late, you took advantage of it and decided to have a solo dance party.Â
Being so into the music you didnât hear the door open and shut. A silent Jin creeped around the corner to see why the music was so loud. The sight of terrible dancing, really you just jumping around the room, greeted him. He held in his laughter to watch you dance terribly for a few minutes longer but he couldnât help it as his laughter flew through him.Â
You spun around, holding your tv remote that you were currently using as a microphone, to see who was there. You dropped the remote when you saw Jin home early. You covered your face as it turned bright red.Â
âHow long have you been there,â you said through your hands.Â
âL-long enough,â he said in between bouts of laughter. You slowly uncovered your face, a smile tugging on your lips because his laughter was contagious. Until you were both on the floor laughing with tears leaking out of your eyes.Â
âSo, can I join in?â he said when the laughter subsided. With that, you took his hand, turned the music back up and you both started terribly dancing to the music, laughing at each other the entire time.
Yoongi
Knowing how late Yoongi typically stayed at the studio, you didnât think twice about having a solo dance party in your living room. Solo dance parties were the only kind you could ever have because your dance skills were terrible, and that was being generous.Â
The next song that blared through the speakers just so happened to be your favorite rap song. Thinking nothing about it, you grabbed your sunglasses, a hat, and the tv remote as props. You were so into the rap that you didnât notice the sound of the door closing in the kitchen.Â
Yoongi walked into the living room to find you crouched down on the floor terribly rapping and attempting to do a move that made rappers look cool but ultimately made you look like an idiot.Â
âWhat the hell are you doing?â Yoongi shouts over the music. You stilled as you looked up at him through your sunglasses. A look of horror mixed with a little disgust met you.Â
âDancing, obviously,â you said while casually turning the music down. Internally you were about to die of embarrassment.Â
âI donât think that qualifies as dancing,â he said. You couldnât fight it anymore as your face reddened. You turned around to hide your embarrassment and you heard Yoongi begin to laugh behind you. You could practically see the gummy smile.Â
âWe all canât be cool like you,â you shouted as he laughed his way into the kitchen.
Namjoon
After practice, Namjoon typically went to his studio to write songs. So you figured you had plenty of time to have a solo dance party. With your dancing skills being a solid -2 out of 10, you only danced by yourself.Â
You cranked up the music as loud as it would go and started jumping around the room and rolling on the floor, telling yourself that everything you were doing was a unique dance.Â
Being so engrossed in your âdanceâ you didnât notice as Namjoon made his way into the house. He hung up his coat, making his way into the living to see why on earth the music was so loud. When he saw you sad dancing he leaned against the wall, laughing.Â
You came to a stop as the song came to an end and turned to go grab something to drink but froze in place when you found a smiling Namjoon leaning against the wall. You couldnât fight the blush as it turned you a bright red, sending him into another round of laughter.Â
âSooo,â you said, the embarrassment leaving you speechless.Â
âI must say that you are absolutely adorable but you are a pretty bad dancer,â he said with a smile that brought out his dimples. You couldnât fight the laughter that came from his bluntness.Â
With a smile on your face you turned the music back up, grabbed his hand and pulled him into the cleared out space to start dancing terribly with him.
Hoseok
With Hoseok being the lead dancer of BTS, you made absolutely sure that he never saw you dance. If you could even call what you did dancing. Even though he is literal sunshine, he would probably die at the sight of your dancing.Â
When you got a text from him saying that he had to stay longer at practice, you smiled to yourself. It was time for a solo dance party. You instantly turned on the music and began dancing along to it in a very unique fashion.Â
Thinking that Hoseok wasnât going to be home for a few hours you didnât notice the sound of the door closing in the entryway of your apartment. Continuing on to dance like a fool. Hoseok instantly made his way to the living room to see what all the music was for.Â
When he saw your moving form he fell to the floor in laughter. It wasnât long before tears were leaking down his cheeks and he was clutching his stomach. You however, were turning a bright red and slowly but surely dying of embarrassment.
The king of dance had caught you, of all people, dancing. You literally wanted to die on the spot but you couldnât fight the tug at the corner of your lips at watching him dying from laughter on the floor.Â
When he calmed himself he pushed himself back onto his feet, reaching out for your hand. You took it and he pulled you close to him.Â
âI think I might need to give you a few lessons because letâs be honest⊠We canât have you dancing like that,â he said, sending you both into another fit of laughter.
Jimin
With Jimin being the king of contemporary dance, you made sure that he never saw your nonexistent dancing skills. While you didnât mind that you could dance, you kept your âmovesâ to yourself to keep secondhand embarrassment to a minimum.Â
As per usual, Jim had to stay late at the studio to practice and you took that as a sign to have a solo dance party. It had been a while since your last one and you could feel yourself craving to let loose.
It wasnât long before the music was blaring and you were bringing out all the âmovesâ you could think of. You moved around the living room, in your own little world. So, you didnât notice a smiling Jimin come through the front door.Â
He made his way into the living room to see what was going on and ducked behind a wall to watch as you âdanced.â He couldnât fight the silent laughter that bubbled in him. As he laughed, an idea came to mind and he reached in his pocket to pull out his phone. He recorded you for the next minute before finally stepping out from behind the wall.Â
You froze mid song as you slowly felt yourself dying from embarrassment. Jimin just smiled at you as he held up his phone. You felt the life drain out of you.Â
âYou didnât,â you said, knowing exactly what was now on his phone.Â
âOh but I did,â he said with a smirk. His duality took over.Â
âDelete it,â you said. All other words failing you.Â
âI think Iâm going to keep it in case I need it,â he said, sliding his phone back in his pocket.
Taehyung
You and Taehyung had been dating for a while now but you still made sure that he had never seen you dance. With your dancing being a solid -5 out of 10, you made sure no one saw you dancing. Ever.Â
So, when Taehyung had sent you a message saying that he would be at the studio late you didnât waste a second to turn on some music and start dancing, in your own unique way, around the living room. For a solid hour you had been dancing, completely forgetting about the world around you.Â
So, of course, when Taehyung walked in you didnât even hear him. He walked into the living room, clueless as to what could be going on in there and stopped in his tracks at the sight of you âdancing.â He clutched the wall for dear life as laughter, unlike any, tore through him.Â
You jumped, spinning in the air to see who was there and was met with a laughing Taehyung. You frown as he falls to the floor, laughing and wiping away stray tears. However, it doesnât take long for you to begin laughing right alongside him.Â
He pulls you down to sit on the floor between his legs and when his laughter finally dies down enough for him to speak he says, âYou really shouldnât embarrass yourself like that.â
Jungkook
With Jungkook being one of the main dancers in BTS, you made sure he never saw your terrible dancing skills. And terrible was an understatement. So, when you got a text from Jungkook saying that he was going to be home late tonight, you took it as an opportunity to have a solo dance party.Â
Even though you couldnât dance, you still loved it. So you didnât hesitate to turn the music as loud as it would go and start moving around the room. You were so into it that you didnât hear Jungkookâs footsteps into the living room. He stood there, grimacing, as he watched you dance but internally he was laughing his ass off.Â
When you spun around as the song came to an end you were met with his grimacing face. You stilled, embarrassment gluing you to the floor and stealing the words from your lips.Â
You watch as he shakes his head but stops short as laughter overtakes him. You couldnât fight your own laughter as you watched him lean against the wall, hand clutching his stomach as laughter racked his body.Â
âIt was pretty bad, wasnât it?â you said when you gained your composure. He pulled you into a hug as more laughter rumbled through him.
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