Crispy treestump

Hi guys. I have kind of a humour blog, but just follow if you feel like it.

[75orchids]

i would fight anyone who works at buzzfeed

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

My grandma works at Buzzfeed, you’d fight my grandma? you’re a fucking sicko

[75orchids]

sounds like your grandma’s the sicko, pal. tell her to square up.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

10 Reasons My Grandmother Who Works At Buzzfeed Could Kick Your Ass

[bonafide-bullshark-deactivated2]

An eastern brown snake was caught stealing sausages from a barbecue in… You guessed it. Australia. The snake was said to have snatched the sausage and gone back into the bush to hide and enjoy its meal. (x)

[thepredatorblog-deactivated2016]

Sausage eats a sausage

[masturhaters-deactivated2015111]

“I’m a scaly snake and I still take the sausage”

[2ndsong]

cringing:

i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me

[itisntyourbusiness]

[micdotcom]

Watch: Emma Watson and Lin-Manuel Miranda team up for a feminist freestyle — and it’s amazing.

[ocalaghan]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS !!!!!!

[sexemulators]

I just wanna feel okay again.

Unknown (via quotethatword)

[introvertunites]

If you relate to being an introvert, follow me @introvertunites.

[269-heaux]

I can feel some of this

[impossiblyhighmuffin]

Reblog for a smile ❤

[gneerly]

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

[onlytwitterpics]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

[lopmon]

[simplystudied]

u know how badly i just want everything to stop. i want exams and deadlines to stop. i want to be able to read and write whenever and whatever i want. i wanna watch tv shows all the time i wanna listen to music and look out of my window for hours but i want to be able to do all this stuff without worrying about everything else. i just want it all to stop

[catgirlpresident]

[mastaroshi78]

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Karen Zack (@teenybiscuit)

[chescaleigh]

I love this meme so much. It’s just missing my favorite