Norse mythology quotes

I post funny things I find. Feel free to comment on my posts, I like it

[t-edison]

Hi! I'm new here, so maybe I'm not doing this correctly. If someone can help me make a proper presentation post, I'll be grateful. Until then, this is my page:

●My name is Edison (any pronouns until I figure it out), and I'm transmasc and abrosexual

●This place isn't made for any kind of hate (do I have to write it all down?). I reserve the right to block whoever I want.

●This should be a safe place for absolutely everyone, no matter the gender, sex, ethnicity, nationality or anything else as long as they're respectful

●I'm a big mythology fan (mostly Greek and Norse, but I love learning new ones)

●What I post isn't about Marvel, God of War or any other, but I guess some quotes still work with those characters. I'd rather no one reblogs my posts with marvel tags

●I come here to learn who I am, be patient with me please

●If you don't like what I post, just hit unfollow

And... I think that's all? Again, please someone help me do this better, I'm improvising right now

Also... yes, my profile picture is from another artist on Tumblr, but I forgot who. If someone can track them down, I'll be happy to give them credit

[t-edison]

Queer Norse Deities ~Notes

I need a space to write down what I have decided so far, I'll edit it over time when I get more suggestions or make new headcanons.

So far I have:

☆Loki: Pansexual, NB/trans/gender fluid (probably all three, maybe just one)

☆Sigyn: Demisexual, biromantic

☆Odin: Bisexual, ?? (I'm not sure what gender I should give him, maybe agender?)

☆Freyja: Demiromantic

☆Freyr: Frayromantic (pun intended)

☆Heimdallr: Bisexual, polyamorous

I would love to make one of them abrosexual (like gender fluid but with sexuality), but I don't know who should it be. I've been considering Loki, it kinda fits, but I had always pictured them as pansexual... maybe I should make Loki abro, then Thor pansexual? Still figuring it out.

Note: All of these have a reason, not only vibes (well, a bit of that too). When I start posting, I'll also explain the thought process for each pick.

Anyways, keep suggesting stuff! I've loved all the comments so far!

[t-edison]

I want to do a project for pride month with some of the Norse gods with their flags. The flags will mostly be my own headcanons, so if anyone wants to suggest, I'll consider them.

Btw this also means I want to introduce more gods' designs, because right now I've shown... *checks notes* four. I have the design ready for every single Æsir, Jottün, Vanir and Dwarf I coukd remember, so I mean it when I say suggest anyone.

This said, I actually look forward to getting suggestions. For now, I'm going to start with Loki and Sigyn, but Loki will probably appear several times with different flags. Happy pride month!

[t-edison]

A bit later than I intended, but here it is!

Loki and Sigyn on their honeymoon:

Text transcription:

Loki, entering their hotel room: Sigyn, look! There's only one bed!

Sigyn: You're right.

Loki:

Sigyn:

Loki:

Sigyn: You take the floor.

Loki: Hey!!

[t-edison]

Extra post-wedding quote;:

Loki, looking at Sigyn: That's my girlfriend!

Sigyn: Your wife, honey.

Loki: My wife? Even better!

[t-edison]

A bit later than I intended, but here it is!

Loki and Sigyn on their honeymoon:

Text transcription:

Loki, entering their hotel room: Sigyn, look! There's only one bed!

Sigyn: You're right.

Loki:

Sigyn:

Loki:

Sigyn: You take the floor.

Loki: Hey!!

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Loki: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying "Are we about to kiss?"

Odin: It doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

[t-edison]

Loki, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Odin: Tea, please.

Loki: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Odin, confused:

Loki: *Chugs down the whole kettle*

[t-edison]

Loki, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Odin: Tea, please.

Loki: Wrong. It's coffee.

[t-edison]

*At Loki and Sigyn’s wedding*

Sigyn: Loki, what did you do?

Loki: What? I thought releasing birds in a wedding was romantic

Sigyn: You released OSTRICHES!

[t-edison]

I finally got around to do My Design In Other Styles part 3: Sigyn!

I couldn't find the shade of brown I wanted, but the long nose and the ponity ears are there 2/3 times (not on the same ones). I'm also about to finish another little comic about Loki and Sigyn, I'll probably post it between today and tomorrow.

[t-edison]

Odin: Everything has a price. Nothing in life is free.

Baldr: Well, love is free.

Heimdallr: Friendship is free.

Thor: Adventure is free.

Loki: Everything is free is you run fast enough.

[t-edison]

Sigyn, helping Loki with their plans: Are we going too far?

Loki, making an arrow out of mistletoe: No, we went too far seven hours ago. Now, we're going to prison.

[t-edison]

I just saw an ad with the typical "Jesus loves you" between my posts. My Norse mythology posts. The posts I myself write. Why do they think I'm remotely interested in "letting God enter my life"?

[t-edison]

Seriously, what the f is this. How do they think I need to learn that. I'm not even American.

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[t-edison]

Loki and Odin if they were house cats:

[t-edison]

Sigyn: Loki and I NEVER use pet names, that's really cliché.

Odin: Sure. Hey, quick question, what do bees make?

Sigyn: Honey?

Loki, who was distracted: Yes, dear?

Sigyn:

Odin: Don't lie to me ever again.

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Loki: I can explain...

Odin: Can you?

Loki: If you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie.

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Thor: Odin isn't answering his phone.

Loki: I'll call.

Heimdall: Thor and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think-

Odin, over the phone: What is it, Loki?