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STOP PUTTING EGREGORE IN YOUR WORLDBUILDING

GODS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FULLY DEPENDENT ON HUMANS

YEARS OF STORYTELLING yet NO NARRATIVE USE FOUND for making your gods DIE WHEN PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT THEM

Wanted to kill your gods anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "MISTLETOE"

"Yes please give me GODS THAT DON’T HAVE ANY REAL POWERS BEYOND WHATEVER THE HUMANS DECIDE THEY CAN DO. Please give me HUMANS THAT CAN SPAWN AND INFLUENCE MAGICAL CREATURES WITH THEIR MIND POWERS" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what mythology writers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the pop culture & TVTropes we built for them (These are REAL adaptations, done by REAL writers):

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"Hello I would like magical psychic humans and shitass hallucination deities please"

They have played us for absolute fools.

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Worst thing about actually enjoying Loki’s character the way he is in the myths is that people will tell me about this “really great” adaptation of Norse mythology with a “myth accurate” Loki and then I’ll check it out and get flashbanged by some bullshit like this.

#Convinced that none of you actually like Loki from Norse myth. You just like generic villains and you want to pretend that Loki is one.#Liking certain character archetypes isn’t inherently bad or wrong but myth Loki just isn’t the character you want him to be #It’s a Cartman with pronouns situation but a lot of you get really weirdly offended when you’re forced to confront that.#Anyways. Loki isn’t the character you want him to be. And that’s okay. There are other Norse gods who can be that for you.#Just not one of the few Norse gods who has a very developed and well established personality formed by important cultural context.

I don’t give a fuck about pitting different world mythologies against each other like sports teams because it’s banal and stupid Riordanverse type bullshit, but I DO like the idea that different pantheons would have a lot of cultural differences between each other and certain traditions and biases that cause conflict.

#The best example I can think of is Greek vs Norse #The Greek pantheon is more of the classical metaphysical and “whimsical” pantheon where everything is an allegory or a metaphor #While the Æsir all have the defining characteristic of being made of flesh and blood instead of magical energy #and having real lives and jobs outside of their relationship to humans (which aren’t even the only “civilized” functional society)#To the Olympians the Æsir would look like regular mortals and the Æsir would in turn mistake them for vættir or poltergeists or something #The general sentiment of “That’s not a fucking god. That’s some other bullshit.” would likely drive a wedge between them

Ancient norseman coming up with the idea for Sleipnir: Hey, so what if we made a creature that was just fucking IMPOSSIBLE to draw?

sereonhardware

the hœnir fandom is dying, reblog is youre a true hoe

#Hashtag hoe life

NO “NORSE MYTHOLOGY” BY NEIL GAIMAN

SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PAST THE NEED FOR “NORSE MYTHOLOGY” BY NEIL GAIMAN

#Aside from all the rapey shit #It’s just not a good way to learn about Norse mythology #Not even a little bit

dychelicerae

#He’s going back to Samsey after this isn’t he

randomtheidiot

He would not have a fucking six pack.

tilviljunarkenndr

YOU MIND-READING WITCH I’LL KILL THEE WHERE THOU STANDETH.

#SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN #Why would the CRAZY VIKING HOBO who HAD MULTIPLE PREGNANCIES and CANONICALLY EATS LIKE FUCKING KIRBY have a perfect supermodel bod #Y’all are living in fucking DENIAL if you think Loki has that kind of toned muscular body type #THEY DIDN’T EVEN HAVE THOSE BEAUTY STANDARDS IN THE FUCKING IRON AGE #UNLESS LOKI IS GETTING HIS BEAUTY TIPS FROM A FUCKING TIME MACHINE THERE IS NO REASON FOR HIM TO LOOK LIKE THAT #Not to mention Loki’s attention span has a half-life shorter than Astatine and he could not maintain that shit for longer than an hour

Who was gonna tell me that Laufey might have been a goddess of fiber crafts.

#That feels like an important thing to leave out.#Anyways now all her kids have patched clothing because they’re slightly worse at fixing things

tilviljunarkenndr

This is a Bragi song not in that I think it represents him, but in that if he were to write more modern music, it would sound exactly like this. This is a song he would write about himself and then everyone would laugh because he’s not that cool.

tilviljunarkenndr

This is a Logyn song not for any real lore reasons, but because it sounds like my headcanon voices for them.

#99% of all scene and emo bands have a lead singer that sounds like my version of Loki so he just kinda… absorbs songs.#It can’t be helped.

This is a Bragi song not in that I think it represents him, but in that if he were to write more modern music, it would sound exactly like this. This is a song he would write about himself and then everyone would laugh because he’s not that cool.

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Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 1, Poll 48

Which grown man is more adoptable?

Loki - Norse Mythology

Leonard "Bones" McCoy - Star Trek: The Original Series

Voting ended onMay 30

The person who submitted McCoy didn't specify which gen of Star Trek they wanted, but I was told good things about him in TOS so I went with that for specificities sake since I know a lot can change between versions.

#I don’t know JACK SHIT about Star Trek but vote Loki because funny #Probably not fully house trained but due to the hearth thing he MIGHT be

quietwingsinthesky

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

quietwingsinthesky

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

#ÓÐINN WHEN I GET YOU ÓÐINN

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#TAG YOUR DUMB FUCKING MARVEL SHIT AS NORSE MYTHOLOGY AND I’M KILLING YOU WITH MY FISTS #IT’S NOT THE SAME THING AND YOU JUST LOOK LIKE A BRAINDEAD FUCKWIT WHEN YOU PRETEND IT IS

Sigyn brain worms be wriggling.

dychelicerae

the having to carry mjolnir between both of them thing only applies to modi and magni, thrud can heft it no problem

#I mean I’d sure hope so if she’s working as a Valkyrja #Spends all day carrying dead soldier souls to her peepaw’s hall and soldiers are HEAVY.

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