1947 was a cool year

I was lucky enough to get the sos phone message, ask me about it. United Methodist.

[dastardlydorito]

[valtsv]

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream

[valtsv]

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

Fantasy writer: This race of monsters is objectively and unilaterally evil. Their skin is blistered, their stench foul, their entire society oriented around a perpetual state of war and violence. Also they eat the babies they don't want.

"Woke" Twitter: Ok this is about black people

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

why would you willingly go to mass

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

free wine

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

well no actually, there’s taxes in mass soo....... yeah

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

it's not like they can make you put money in their little pouch. just say no. fucking pushover

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

i think we are talking about different things

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

oh er sorry for being mean then. what the hell did you mean though how does a church tax you

[hkgs-deadasf12345-deactivated20]

i am talking about the state of massachusetts

[waysideshrine-deactivated202107]

you're just making that place up to freak me out

[rodnt]

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

[warframe]

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

[derkartoffelkonig]

Is there a way to temporarily disable an Xbox One?

I need to prove a point to my sister about her wife.

[mel-gibson-xlii]

hammer

[derkartoffelkonig]

Temporarily

[t-haleys-spawn-is-bae]

Rubber mallet

[brainsafari2]

[kenworthdave]

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[muskyelon]

6 slutty slutty years….

[themodernmaccabee]

Legend says he does it to them to this day…

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[kristina100000]

[electrichandyman]

Tumblr is now trying to sell me ass pillows

[sentry-34]

lmfao

[cappellapaolina]

✧∭✧∭✧∰✧∭✧∭✧

Virgin and Child with Angels, ca. 1620

Bartolomeo Cavarozzi, 1587-1625

Museum of Fine Arts, Houston

[outlawx762]

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

these nice normal guys just wanted to do lord of the rings themed math and you had to come in and turn it into an improv table read. you’ve done a terrible thing to your sweet dad and his friends.

[frosty3thefrostening]

Another study in the importance of gatekeeping

[goodboydeathsquad]

Mmmmmmmm I starting to think beating kids is ok again

[whitepeopletwitter]

[solo-munroe]

“You have been a joy to raise”

[crownedpatriot]

“You’ve been a joy to raise”