🍤 Woohorny 🍤

It's too hot outside

[uesp]

“Alval Uvani. I’m an evil wizard. I like blowing things up. And I have LOTS of time on my hands, since I’m LOADED with gold. So I blow things up. And burn them. And frost them. And shock the living daylights out of them. But I’m a smart, law-abiding evil wizard, because I only blow up my own stuff. So don’t get any ideas about murdering me and looting my gold… Aside from the fact that I’ll kick your ass… it’s against the law, and you’ll rot in jail for it. So how do like THEM apples? My neighbors grumble a lot, but what can they do? No law against practicing my skills. Thinking about sticking your paw in my pocket? Go ahead. I’ll blow you to cream corn, and the Law will love me for it.”

–Alval Uvani, introducing himself

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[crazysodomite]

which oomfs want to do this together?

[sabrebash]

Fanart of Them:

[misophonie]

god with me on a random night in 8th grade

[soundcarvings]

Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

[herssian]

this came seven seconds after i thought "hold on why does eder kinda"

sold unequivocally, fully, entirely

[herssian]

on the floor as we speak

[herssian]

the hits keep on coming

[herssian]

fuck me running this is a collection now

[herssian]

HE COMMENTS AND TRIES TO SNUGGLE EVERY POSSIBLE PET YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[herssian]

you thought that was the end

[herssian]

😭

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[uesp]

Pictured: Some early screenshots of Morrowind before its release. A lot of changes can be noticed in these screenshots between these and the final release. For example, one features an actually working gondola.

[cannibalcaprine]

K

[gumi-megpoidd]

U

[pepper-steak12]

N

[beetroot-merchant]

G

[four-two-six]

P

[ibuildblasters]

O

[shed-some-light]

W

[silaswhatever]

P

[beetroot-merchant]

U

[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

S

[living-shifting-oil]

S

[asu-xu-namir]

Y

[star-mom-selkie]

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[uesp]

A look back at an old usenet conversation about Morrowind shortly after its release, showing people battling to get the game to run at 10 FPS.

[uesp]

Someone recently got Morrowind working in Fallout 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw1J0lGUeoo

[trainwiz]

Fun fact: You can also run Fallout 4 in OpenMW.

So you could play Fallout 4 inside Fallout 4.

[uesp]

When you start to play Fallout 4 inside Fallout 4, will you then be able to start up Fallout 4 inside the Fallout 4 inside Fallout 4?

[beemovieerotica]

[skippyisntfunny]

[superioronion]

[carbon-ate]

[uesp]

Pictured: Promotional screenshots of Morrowind, all focusing on its absurdly high quality water for a 2002 game. Nvidia was extremely proud of its utilization of GeForce 4, and the last one was Nvidia's own lede image for showing off Morrowind.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26