Hiiii!!! :D

[t1edyedrag0n]

the dog in me is about to be let out man.. i’m gonna start ripping shit to shreds to occupy myself.. really wish i had my lighter right abt now..

[horsegirl]

[notahorseindisguise]

cop stopped me on the street tonight and said "hey mate you all good?" and i was terrified cause i fucking hate cops but he goes "youre bloody soaked" and i said "you should see the other guy" and pointed at the rain clouds up above and walked away from a very confused man

[1anonyymous1]

I either reply in 0.2 seconds or 3-5 business days

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

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egg

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

[australian-frog-cakes-deactivat]

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

[philconnorz]

they matched each other’s freak

[turtlefog]

[t1edyedrag0n]

meaaooww

meeeoowwww :3

[t1edyedrag0n]

[muchlovefleursblog]

[t1edyedrag0n]

i’m going to spontaneously combust..

[bramblefilm]

[t3mprr]

[sylvanyowl]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I have decided to be a freak forever

[000l]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

how funny would it be if at the debate trump just lunges at biden n starts chasing him around the stage saying 'i'm gonna getcha i'm gonna getcha'

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

at first it's a little bit scary because nobody knows what's going on least of all Biden but then he looks back and sees the good natured look in Trump's eyes and he starts smiling and laughing and they start rolling around tickling and hugging and kissing each other a little bit and everyone in the audience is laughing and clapping and having a genuinely great time