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abra-ka-fuck-you. | another old sav blog! | he/they, 24 | nd | taz is tagged as "taz", anything else falls under "other"

[pixedification]

Trying to kill a god plz help

[izmooi]

miranda cosgrove should have a troll methinks

[maxfosterstudio]

❣️❣️ 🍻 A COUPLE OF BESTIES!!!!!!! ☎️❣️❣️

[deitycyla]

It’s called fashion, twerp. Look it up

[SPEED PAINT]

✦ᵗʷᶤᵗᵗᵉʳ ✦ᶤᶰˢᵗᵃᵍʳᵃᵐ ✦ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ ✦ ᵏᵒᶠᶤ

[soupstupiid-deactivated20211126]

here’s the taako one separately because i spent so much time on this lol

[m0nomercy]

you can pry short barry bluejeans from my cold dead hands

[kimostv]

skater girl/surfer dude solidarity

[ID: digital drawing of Taako and Lup, a male and female elf respectively. They are both lean, with tan freckled skin and blonde hair. Lup is standing to the left, leaning on Taakos shoulder with one arm and has one foot on a skateboard. She’s dressed in a red crop top and baggy black pants held with a leather belt. She’s also wearing red converse with the bureau of balance logo instead of the star logo. She’s also wearing large hoop earrings. Lup’s looking at taako, sticking her tongue out. Her hair is in a high ponytail with the ends dyed bright red. Taako is standing to the right with one arm holding a large blue surfboard and one resting on his hip. The surfboard is in two shades of blue, with the words “oh shit sweet flips” printed onto it. Taako’s wearing an unbuttoned blue patterned hawaiian shirt and blu swim shorts with white dots. He’s also wearing a shark tooth necklace, matching earring, and a braided leather bracelet. His hair is short and pushed back by a pair of dark sunglasses. He’s looking at Lup with an amused smile. The background is grey with a blue scale pattern behind Lup and a red scale pattern behind Taako. End ID]

[azurite-draws]

Oh there must be a hole in your memory

[kimostv]

taz balance any % speedrun

[ID: a six-panel comic. The first panel depicts taako, a lean elven man, sitting on a couch and looking at the umbrastaff. He hasn’t noticed magnus, a burly, bearded human man, who is peeking up from behind the couch. In the second panel magnus bursts out from behind the couch, arms raised, yelling “MAGNUS!”. Taako is appropriately startled, shooting forward and grabbing the umbrastaff tighter. In the third panel taako has turned around and smacks the umbrastaff across magnus’ face, accidentally snapping it in two. In the fourth panel, taako and magnus watch in silence as fire bursts out from the umbrastaff. The fifth panel shows taako, magnus, and lup in her spectral form, looking silently at each other. Taako breaks the silence in the sixth panel with a concerned “what the fuck.” End ID]

[monotone-artist]

i vaguely remember reading a post talking about how merle would remember a fragment of a memory and offhandedly mention it, and everyone would go ??? and he would also go ??? and then its forgotten.

reblogs appreciated!

[herbgerblin]

[ID: Lineart drawing of Taako and Kravitz standing in a kitchen. Kravitz is a half eleven man with facial hair and locs pulled back into a messy bun. Taako is an elven man with freckles and curly hair pulled back into a bun. He is wearing an apron and holding a bowl of batter with a spoon. In the top image, Kravitz is standing behind Taako and reaching into an open portal to grab at a tray of cookies through a portal on the counter in front of them both. Taako looks aghast and Kravitz's sneaky actions. In the bottom image, Kravitz has taken a bite out of one of cookies, remarking, "Ow! It's hot." Taako is wacking the spoon against Kravitiz's shoulder, while muttering, "Yeah? serves you right." End ID]

Kravitz has been banned from the kitchen several times but he still manages to sneak back in

[tantaliart]

swear!

[ID: a beige and white three-panel comic of Magnus and Taako from The Adventure Zone Balance arc. Taako is an thin elven man with a long mullet and curtain bangs, a light goatee and freckles. He wears a tall wizard hat adorned with stars, giant fluffy feather earrings and a crinkly poet blouse with a flannel vest on top. He leans against a bar, a martini next to him. Magnus is a muscular Chinese man with frizzy hair and a beard, wearing heavy armor and a shield. There is a worn cloth tied around his neck and he also leans against the bar, holding a mug of ale. In the first panel, Taako says with a serious expression “Magnus, I’m gonna need you to swear-“ to which Magnus responds gleefully, “Fuck!”. Taako smiles amusedly, now propping his head against his hand, and says “Swear as in promise, bud.” End ID]

[aobawilliams]

i have a type when it comes to fictional characters and its homeless-looking bastard who turns out to be a dad

[writingforfunandbecauseboredom]

I just love it when the bastard man has softness inside of him and collects children to give them a safe space where they can feel comfortable and grow up into becoming adults able to handle themselves and have someone they can rely on when they aren’t able to do it.

[aobawilliams]

it’s like “if looks can kill you would be dead ten times over” but also “i’ve met this child 10min ago but if anything happens to them ill kill everyone in this room”

and especially when they’re like “im not a dad” *child give them something no matter how useless* “i will treasure it forever thank you”

[writingforfunandbecauseboredom]

“I’m a cold blooded killer”

*a child is alone, lost, and looks cold*

“The world out here is too cold for the likes of you.”

*brings child into home, swaddles them in several blankets, gives them warm soup*

[aobawilliams]

“The world out here is too cold for the likes of you.” this murdered me this is just so precious this is going to live in my head rent free now

[writingforfunandbecauseboredom]

Another Found Dad Trope i love is 

“I am very lonely and hurt by this world and the only way to heal myself is to grab these other hurt children and let them heal and be happy.”

“I can’t save myself, and I couldn’t save my loved ones. But I can save this kid, and maybe I can show them how to live.”

“I can’t love myself but if my adopted kids love me I must be doing something right.”

[aobawilliams]

erhgdjfbh this all tie to the “you are loved/everyone deserve to be loved” thing and it’s making me emotional

bastard dad not believing he deserves to be loved for what he has done but fighting to make sure no one else has to go through what he went

[writingforfunandbecauseboredom]

My absolute favorite thing.

Bastard dad not intending to be a dad at first but then is like “shit guess im a dad now”

[writingforfunandbecauseboredom]

#the best is when it’s like months later they realise oh shit im their dad#why did no one told me i was their dad????

[ceruleanwake]

HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY Y’ALL

featuring: Lup

[barry-j-blupjeans]

9 with lucretia and taako (platonically ofc akfnakfnskf)? i just love them akfnakfns

9. Participating in their hobby even if it doesn’t personally interest you.

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“You don’t have to do this, you know,” Lucretia said, dipping her paintbrush into more of the orange paint. From where he stood a few feet away, Taako scoffed. The stars dangling down from the edge of his hat sparkled in the sunset when he tilted his head, looking at his canvas quizzically. She pretended not to notice when he glanced over at her painting again, lips pursed.

“It’s whatever,” he said after a few moments. “Not like I got anything better to do.”

Lucretia nodded.

She was good at taking notes on people. It was her job, after all. It had taken a while for Taako to begin actually opening up to them, especially after their world had gotten devoured. Here, however, against the sunset, she was starting to see some of the softness that Lup talked about so much. He was hard to read, yes, but, but, but.

He didn’t have to do this. Her mind kept circling back to that. He didn’t have to do this, but he was. He could have gone to hang out with Lup and the animals, or visit with anyone else, or confine himself to the kitchen like he so often did.

“Why?” Lucretia asked before she could stop herself. He peered over at her again, eyebrows raised.

“Why don’t I have anything better to do?” he said, with an undercurrent of amusement. “Uh, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Lucretia, but we’re kinda stuck on a planet with just animals. Literally just animals. These fuckers don’t even have movies or whatever-”

“No,” Lucretia interrupted. “Why hang out with me? You could be doing something you want to do.”

“Who says I don’t want to be here?” Taako said easily, which left Lucretia dumbfounded. “Chill out a bit, m’dude, stop tryin’ to psychoanalyze me. Taako don’t do anything he don’t wanna.”

Lucretia let out a breath, trying back to her painting. The sunset was fading away fast. She might have to finish it by memory, or at least wait until tomorrow evening.

Maybe she could convince Taako to join her then, too.

[none-gender-left-man]

[quakgrass]

[image description: a green digital sketch of taako from the adventure zone on a plain background. he is standing and holding his umbrella like a cane. he has black curly hair and a neutral expression. he is wearing a wizard hat and many layers of clothing.]

taako, extra crunchy